It’s time for Congress to reauthorize funding to rebuild our roads & bridges: http://go.wh.gov/4czkeK #RebuildAmerica
@BarackObama
“Yeah, they were supposed to get rebuilt the LAST time we threw your money at it, but what’re ya gonna do? There’s an election coming up and union coffee won’t pour itself, if you know what I mean…”
Roads & Bridges = Good
Fences = Bad
The last time was for all the pretty signs
… we all know how those POTUSholes are …
but after we finish making all those orange signs with my name on them, we’ll probably just repave a few and call it a day.