Nancy Pelosi said that deporting illegal immigrants would be like “sending them back into a burning building”.
Nancy’s solution: let them live in the fire station.
Archive of entries posted on 29th July 2014
Practical Advice
Link of the Day: Beware of Discrimination
[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]
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Wisdom of the Day: Skiing Monkey Wine Coffee
He died doing what he loved: skiing – he shot himself while skiing.
— blake (@Leemanish) March 3, 2014
Monkey: "We're not so different"
Me: "Did that monkey just talk to me"
Monkey: "Monkey noise"
Me: "Did it just say 'monkey noise'?"
— Platypus King (@DillDoes) July 28, 2014
“This may be the wine talking” – Drunk ventriloquist
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) July 29, 2014
I don't have coffee in the morning so I can wake up. I wake up in the morning so I can have coffee.
— James Lileks (@Lileks) July 29, 2014
Was Data Integrity a Measure?
During a recent speech, President Obama said “by almost every measure, we are better off than when I took office”.
And he’s got the numbers to prove it! Except they were on a hard drive that just crashed…
Obama Warned Us – The Cost
“When you are in traffic congestion because of poor planning and infrastructure, that’s a cost to you.” — President Obama #RebuildAmerica
@BarackObama
“Shelling out to featherbed pampered construction unions is MUCH cheaper.”
Straight Line of the Day: To Help Democrats in the 2014 Elections, Michelle Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To help Democrats in the 2014 elections, Michelle Obama…
Random Thoughts: Angry Feminists, Rathergate, and Hamas
I know I said before that this transgender stuff about having a “female mind” has to fly in the face of feminists.
Really feels like the left should have worked harder at coming up with a coherent story before yelling “bigot” at others.
I’d love to write a movie about Rathergate with the premise the documents were real, but would need to be a comedy and involve time travel.
Could we get Israel to agree to some sort of ceasefire where Hamas gets to keep firing rockets at them?
“Let’s push the sea into the Jews.” -innovative member of Hamas who’s trying to shift the paradigm and think outside the box
Just a Minor and Unrepeatable Glitch
The Selective Service System mistakenly sent notices to more than 14,000 Pennsylvania men born between 1893 and 1897, ordering them to register for the nation’s military draft.
Don’t worry, I’m sure the government won’t bungle record-keeping like that when it’s in charge of your health care.