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Archive of entries posted on 21st July 2014
Weird Al’s Word Crimes
I enjoyed this video because it makes me feel not alone in my grammarian-based peevery.
[“Weird Al” Yankovic – Word Crimes] (Viewer #6,124,017)
Seems Fair
A new report castigates the BBC for giving equal air time to “climate change deniers”.
Probably mad at the actual temperature record for the same reason.
This Is How Science! Works
Link of the Day: Satire – High Court: Cops Can’t Search Cellphone, Must Ask NSA
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High Court: Cops Can’t Search Cellphone, Must Ask NSA
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Wisdom of the Day: Gum Joker Fast Issues Stones
Very nervous to use the bathroom because i ate twenty-five sticks of gum exactly 7 years ago tonight
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) July 6, 2014
Batman! The Joker escaped from Arkham Asylum again! We forgot to lock the doors and most of the guards are cats
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) July 18, 2014
COP: do u kno how fast u were going
ME: no
COP: me neither. can i hav my radar gun back now
ME: …um….
COP: cmon man
ME: no
*speeds away*
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) July 20, 2014
Never trust a man who steals all your stuff and murders your entire family. He's obviously got "issues."
— Damon Hunzeker (@DamonHunzeker) July 20, 2014
people in regular houses shouldn't throw stones either for what it's worth
— k e e t (@KeetPotato) July 20, 2014
Either Or
Commenting on Obama’s ignoring of the border crisis, Rick Perry said Obama was “either inept or doesn’t care”.
I disagree with Perry’s assessment. The two aren’t mutually exclusive.
Obama Warned Us – Make Your Own
RT if you agree: Women deserve to make personal health care decisions for themselves. #NotMyBossBusiness
@BarackObama
“Unless they’re, you know, a co-dependent moronic nanny-suckler like Julia“.
Straight Line of the Day: The Difference Between a Fake TSA Agent and a Real One…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The difference between a fake TSA agent and a real one…
Random Thoughts: Indie Fiction, Grammar, and Suffragettes
For clarity, indie fiction isn’t fiction about Indiana Jones. Don’t have the rights to him. Plus, property a bit damaged after fridge nuking.
I guess indie fiction is fiction by those who aren’t established authors. I guess I’m kinda an established author, but not in fiction.
If you’ve read my non-fiction books, basically everything is made up in those because I hate research, but still not technically fiction.
Superego will be my first fiction book (and first book from Liberty Island) — first book where I acknowledge everything is made up.
I always have fewer respect for anyone who uses improper grammar.
What if modern feminists could go back in time and tell suffragettes about the plight of having to pay for own $10 abortion pill.
If anyone else says humans use only 10% of their brains, Science! will hit you with a meteor.