Archive of entries posted on 9th July 2014

Literal Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock

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[High Praise! to Neatorama]

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I Don’t Have to Parody the Left, I Can Just Post Their Video

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(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])

Lefties bashing the Hobby Lobby decision.

It starts with misconstruing “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof” as “Religious freedom is a two-sided coin that involves freedom of religion and freedom from religion.”

Yeah… and it also involves Congress…

It just gets sillier from there…


[Liberty and Justice for All]

Transcript at Upworthy, if you don’t feel like listening to this smug twerp’s voiceover.

Wrong Direction

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A group of supporters who appeared to jump out of their wheelchairs at FIFA World Cup 2014 games in Brazil are being investigated by police for ticket fraud.

Doesn’t make sense. Now, I could see faking a wheelchair to get OUT of watching a soccer match…

Tag Me the Latter

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[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: Cheese Shop Sketch – White House Scandal Version

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[High Praise! to Hope n’ Change Cartoons]

Hail to the Cheese

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Wisdom of the Day: Hormonal Ginger iPhone Culture Germans Soccer Brazil

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The Boys In Afghanistan Concur

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In a recent monologue, Conan O’Brien mocked President Obama’s 41% approval rating, saying he was “less popular in this country than soccer”.

Yes, because in soccer, the USA doesn’t pull its team off the field before the end of the game.

Obama Warned Us – Listening

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“I am always going to keep listening and I am always going to keep fighting.”—President Obama #OpportunityForAll
@BarackObama

“So as long as I keep hearing you complain, I’m going to keep hurting you.”

Straight Line of the Day: With a Flood of Illegals Streaming Across the Border, the White House Wants $3.8 Billion to…

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Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

With a flood of illegals streaming across the border, the White House wants $3.8 billion to…

Random Thoughts: Progressive and Germany Versus Brazil

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The council shall be called in the Land of Cleve.

Have we ever considered just not having a president? He might be more trouble than he’s worth.

I’m glad the World Cup is over.

I’m a bit confused: Is “progressive” a euphemism for “liberal” or for “fascist”?

I’m possibly a liberal. Don’t think I’m a progressive. At least not in the direction most progressives want to go.

I guess the U.S. really did deserve to move on for losing to Germany by only one goal.

Starting to finally look like an American football score.

I really hadn’t been paying attention to the World Cup; so had Brazil successfully won a soccer game before?

Germany is only one touchdown ahead with 12 minutes left. Could be anyone’s game.

If you see a German smiling, you know something awful is happening.

Brazil’s seeker better catch the Golden Snitch soon.

Scoring that goal was a big mistake. Now they just made the Germans angry.

I hope we all learned from Brazil the dangers of caring about soccer.

Hopefully Brazil will wake up tomorrow and this was all just a horrible dream.

Scientists predicted that global warming could lead to lopsided German victories at soccer.

Can you buy Kindle books from Costco? Otherwise, don’t care.

Proud One-Percenter

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John Kerry said that “99% of all scientists in our country” believe in climate change.

Probably because so do 99% of the people who approve climate study grants.