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Archive of entries posted on 18th July 2014
If You’re Not the Paying Customer, Then You’re the Product Being Sold
Facebook conducted a secret psychology experiment on 600,000 of its users without telling participants.
Their next experiment: seeing how many people complained about this experiment on Facebook.
Could Be Anyone
Link of the Day: Satire – Robert Redford to Play Dan Rather in Talking Picture
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Robert Redford to Play Dan Rather in Talking Picture
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Wisdom of the Day: Dillo Birch Vox Dog Jail Baby
Armadillo? No way. Dillo’s can’t be trusted with guns.
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) August 10, 2013
Replace "Koch Brothers" with "Communists" and MSNBC is indistinguishable from a 1958 John Birch Society newsletter.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 17, 2014
Vox's business model in a nutshell: Let our liberal arts grads Google stuff for you.
— Will Antonin (@Will_Antonin) July 17, 2014
My dog qualifies as a service dog.
*dog starts breakdancing*
You're being served as we speak.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) July 18, 2014
*Defense Attorney whispers to the judge*
dude this guys like too badass to go to jail, like look at how many laws he broke
— Platypus King (@DillDoes) July 18, 2014
*looking at new born baby*
Nice baby.
*opens baby mouth*
How many miles on this bad boy?
*sizes up baby's arms*
What year?
— luke (@internetluke) July 18, 2014
Looks the Same to Me
A genetics company in Iowa is creating 100 cloned cows every year.
And you’ll still see more variety there than in Congressional Democrats voting on cutting spending.
Obama Warned Us – Rebuild
It’s time to #RebuildAmerica: Check out the President’s plan to fix our roads and bridges. http://ofa.bo/a0DP
@BarackObama
“Obviously we should start with the bridges over the Rio Grande, which need to be more accessible after dark.”
Straight Line of the Day: If We Don’t Get Our Borders Under Control, America’s New Motto Will Be…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If we don’t get our borders under control, America’s new motto will be…
Random Thoughts: Girl-Thor, Ukraine, and Palestinians
Imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever. But that face has government-guaranteed health care. #ProgressiveUtopia
So how much will the new Thor get paid by the Avengers versus what they paid the previous one?
I’m a regular Houdini when it comes to Chinese finger traps.
“Anyone think Obama was a bit hyped in 2008? Not saying I regret my vote, but I’m pretty disappointed.” -Biden, probably
“Mr. President, a passenger plane was shot down over Ukraine.”
“That’s awful! Was anyone on it supposed to attend one of my fundraisers?”
To make things even more progressive, girl-Thor and black Captain America are going to gay marry each other.
Q. What do you call a zucchini that grows underwater?
A. Aquarium-cchini!
People understand big comic book change ups are temporary, right? The only thing more unstoppable in comics than Superman is status quo.
Remember when Dick Grayson was Batman for like two years? No. We already forgot that.
“We will successfully land a rocket on Israel and bring no one back alive.” -Palestinian JFK
We Americans aren’t as tough as we used to be, but still most kids can build basic wood cabin and survive for days in the wilds of Minecraft.
Opportunity, Indeed
Regarding the recent flood of illegal immigrants, Nancy Pelosi said they should be “viewed as an opportunity”.
Oh. I thought she viewed them as her voter base.