You’re Not Helping

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Power Sander – Time Lapse – Forward & Reverse

It’s a little like the wood grain video, but after two pieces of wood, they move on to other objects. I liked the AC power supply transformer best.


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From the comments, this appears to be the English translation of the description:

“With an edge sander, half a millimeter is sanded off each work piece (wood, walnut, transformer, skull or analogue camera) and photographed. About 650 photos are made into a short film, which contrasts the inner structure of nature and technology.”

That’s One Way to Make It

In a recent speech, President Obama said “what makes us American is not just circumstances of birth”.

Yes, there’s also Democrats pushing for amnesty.

Could Obama Have Gotten Elected Like This?

[High Praise! to Basic Instructions]

Link of the Day: Satire – Inspired By a Dilbert Cartoon!

[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]

Slightly Larger Worlds – Part 2

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Wisdom of the Day: Starbucks Feminists Word KKK

They’re Practically a Health Food

In New York, a man was arrested for smuggling $55 million dollars worth of untaxed cigarettes.

Why all the fuss? Cigarettes are trans-fat free.

Obama Warned Us – Protection

Thanks to health care reform, expecting families have the protection they deserve.
@BarackObama

“Aside, of course, from protection from sudden, catastrophic unemployment due to Obamacare-induced employer-collapse. Good luck raising kids working 30 hours a week!”

Straight Line of the Day: Former White House Press Secretary Jay Carney’s First Act As Apple’s New PR Guy…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Former White House Press Secretary Jay Carney’s first act as Apple’s new PR guy

Random Thoughts: Obama, FOX News, and Robocop

Read through the 1st pass for the layout of my Punch Your Inner Hippie book. You guys are so lucky you’re going to get to read it.

We need like a leader of the free world.

Maybe if we were a better country Obama would be more interested in helping us.

Is “Money good” a mission or a vision statement?

People should be less angry at FOX News and more angry and the horribly biased left-wing news that spawned it from necessity.

Where do I go to protest if I don’t think enough of Hamas is being killed?

You watch the original Robocop movie, you think, “Wow. They were pretty optimistic about the future of Detroit.”

What corporation would buy Detroit now? Not even Yahoo would buy it.

If you’re wondering what president’s up to, I’m friends with him on Facebook and it’s just constant requests for more lives on Candy Crush.

I thought that Robocop joke had to have been done before, which is a sign of either a really good joke or that you stole it.

And No One’s More Bitter Than Michelle

Complaining about opponents of her school lunch rules, Michelle Obama said “I’m going to fight until the bitter end”

And she’ll win, too, since her enemies will all pass out from hunger.