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Google hosted a developers’ conference, hoping to find ways to put Google software in TVs, cars, watches, and thermostats.
If they want a REAL challenge, they could try developing a way to back up IRS emails.
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If Ayn Rand Had Written Alice in Wonderland
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Imagine a villain unmasking Batman just to find 3 kids in a bat suit.
— luke (@internetluke) July 9, 2014
If not knowing the difference between right and wrong is wrong, then I don’t want to be wrong or maybe right
— refriend beans (@pharmasean) July 9, 2014
Will you guys donate one of your kidneys to me? You only need one, and I want three
— Mary Kobayashi (@MaryKoCo) July 9, 2014
We built this city on bluegrass and ambient trance.
— Bread Zeppellin (@breadzeppellin) July 9, 2014
Islamic extremists in ISIS are now hijacking World Cup-related hashtags on Twitter to spread their propaganda.
Some really crazy stuff, too, like “It is NOT a little girl’s game! #WC2014”.
FACT: House leaders have stalled on immigration reform for a year, and it’s already cost the country more than $13 billion.
@BarackObama
“Yeah, the ‘catch’ part of ‘catch & release’ is killer on the ICE budget. We should skip that part.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most surprising feature of the Obama Presidential Library…
The compassionate thing to do would be for the government to adopt all those kids at the border and put them in a super soldier program.
I’d like to join in the outrage, but I’m kinda done pointing out Obama is not a very good president. Nothing left to say.
“I’m not interested in making plausible statements.”
Activists are asking the UN to step in and help poor residents of Detroit pay their water bills.
The UN has refused to offer their assistance, citing the fact that there’s no genocide to ignore.