Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most surprising feature of the Obama Presidential Library…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most surprising feature of the Obama Presidential Library…
. . . is the section devoted to Joe Biden’s coloring books.
…will be the surprisingly vacant areas that were set aside for POTUS’s dealings with the IRS, NSA, VA, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, Solyndra, his college transcripts…. Conversely, plenty of room for an indoor 72 par golf course.
…an entire wing called The Hall Of Selfies.
…the windows lack transparency.
…overdue notices delivered by armed drones.
…the books check you out.
…no records of anything to put in it, but titles located in either Shredded or Deleted sections.
…front door has a moon shaped window.
…everything filed using Dewey Skeptical System.
…is that there are no books, just teleprompters.
…everything printed with transparent ink
..all sections are labled “Fiction”.
…atrium realized in a classical Greek motif, with Doric columns rising to the high ceiling, highly detailed arches with the presidential seal in bas relief, the floor dominated by a dais featuring his image… all made of Styrofoam….
you are required to donate 10k to the Democrat party to be admitted.
The most surprising feature of the Obama Presidential Library… is the pay toilet stalls.
… everything is redacted.
…a food court with all menu items approved by the former FLOTUS (and its staff that looks dangerously malnourished)
the password to get past the speakeasy door that conceals the President’s personal collection is “Saul Alinsky”
The most surprising feature of the Obama Presidential Library…
is it’s location:
A manila envelope in a back room at “Ripley’s Believe it Or Not” Museum in Joliet, Illinois.
…will be it’s price tag: over budget by 3700 percent and completion eight years overdue. These will be blamed on Bush…
The Most Surprising Feature of the Obama Presidential Library…
is connecting the word “Presidential” with Obama in any fashion.
…spacious parking in the front for visiting VIPs — except for the Dali Lama, which will be in the back next to the dumpsters.
The Most Surprising Feature of the Obama Presidential Library…
No dogs allowed.
…is the Jay Carney Muppet exhibit, where you, too, can put lies and inanities into the mouth of your own personal spokesman.
…will be an area called “Central Hall Of Official Mandates” but labeled in the visitors’ guides as the “CHOOM Room”.
…constructed entirely utilizing illegal alien labor.
…contained in a former ‘bookmobile’ and will soon be appearing at a campaign stop near you.
The Most Surprising Feature of the Obama Presidential Library…
it is completely empty, devoid of any substance. Just like Obama.
…the diorama of Valarie Jarrett’s birthplace, Shiraz, Iran.
…The bas relief inscription over the entrance: “Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here”
…is that the Cloward/Piven wing is over budget, totally dysfunctional, and collapsing under it’s own weight.
At the entrance is a cardboard cutout of the “keep Obama in preznit” woman, holding out her cell phone, with a sign saying “you can only enter if your IQ is lower than this.”
(Actually, the Obama library will probably be a $38,000 pay toilet somewhere in the bowels of the Carter library.)
….who knew there were that many copies of the communist manifesto still in print.
there are only two books: The Audacity of Hope and Dreams from My Father.
…is that it will be located in his home country, Kenya
…the clouds of flies!
…is that any weeds that grow outside will be blamed on the bushes.
…All of the empty chairs.
…The animatronic Obama that bows to all the foreign leaders. -So realistic!
…is the prominently displayed copy of the Constitution in the library’s “reading room” — conveniently wrapped around a cardboard tube.
The most surprising feature of the Obama Presidential Library is that it has books since most Obama voters can’t read.
The most surprising feature of the Obama Presidential Library…
5. He only found out about it from his morning newspaper.
4. It’s really just the Carter library renamed.
3. The dog walk is a dead end.
2. Free Shuttle Buses, be on ’em or under ’em!
1. it saves administrative costs by paying the female staffers only 77% of their value.
@38 Walrus: But much like a roadside “Rest Area,” there’s a standing BBQ at the end of that dog walk along with a picnic table.
…it has no copies of “Hard Choices”.
… is how much money “disappeared” during the construction phase.
The most surprising feature of the Obama Presidential Library…
Is the video of Obama actually attending a class during his GED lessons!
It blames everything on the Bush Presidential Library.
…all the documents are in their original Swahili, and published in little red books. Well that and being located in Kenya.