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Archive of entries posted on 17th July 2014
Why You Should Hire C & R’s Out on a Limb Tree Care, LLC to Trim Your Trees in Michigan
[submitted by pbunyan [High Praise!]
I found myself fascinated and delighted watching this video, because I love watching people who are good at what they do, doing that thing very well.
[Bye Bye Old Red Oak] (Viewer #121)
It saddens me that OoaLTC’s web site is… a bit unimaginative… so I’m posting this so the internet can see just what kind of work they do. These guys seem deserving of some good press.
Thinking of You
President Obama said that for the working class, it must feel like “sometimes you’re just forgotten” by DC.
Yes… and then we see the withholding box on our pay stubs and we KNOW they’re thinking of us.
I’m As Outdated as the 24th Century
Link of the Day: Satire – Former IRS Boss Used Snapchat for Official Business
[High Praise! to ScrappleFace]
Former IRS Boss Used Snapchat for Official Business
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Wisdom of the Day: Adventurous Superman Facebook Drink Interview Juggalo
*opens bedroom door* Girl, are you feeling a little adventurous? *pulls out Dungeon Masters Guide* Ok first you need to pick a race
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) July 16, 2014
-Help help someone save us!!
*Superman darts into phone booth and emerges as Clark Kent*
"I'm here to save you, newspaper industry"
— Brian Essbe (@SortaBad) July 16, 2014
The Facebook Status That Ended The Gun Debate
— Ristolable (@Ristolable) July 16, 2014
*Bartender gives woman a drink* Compliments of the gentleman in the corner who's screaming about how cheap Starfox is in Smash Bros 64
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) July 16, 2014
Ace your interview by immediately walking up to the biggest guy on the panel and punching him.
— Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard) July 17, 2014
Why did McDonald's choose a Juggalo to endorse their burgers?
— Blofeld Von Evil (@aka_fatman) July 17, 2014
Out of Control
A New York school expelled an 8-year-old student for threatening other kids with a paper gun.
Seems like an overreaction. It’s not like he nibble-sculpted a Pop-Tart or something.
Obama Warned Us – Rebuild
It’s time for Congress to reauthorize funding to rebuild our roads & bridges: http://go.wh.gov/4czkeK #RebuildAmerica
@BarackObama
“Yeah, they were supposed to get rebuilt the LAST time we threw your money at it, but what’re ya gonna do? There’s an election coming up and union coffee won’t pour itself, if you know what I mean…”
Straight Line of the Day: People Are Reporting Getting a Mysterious Illness From Using iPads…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
People are reporting getting a mysterious illness from using iPads…
Peggy Joseph 2014
Remember Peggy Joseph? Sure you do.
Well, she’s using different words now.
[The YouTube]
Tip: The Other McCain
The question is not who “will she vote for in 2016?”, it’s “who will she vote for in 2014?”
I didn’t mind making fun of her in 2008, or in the years since. But she seems to be wising up. So, maybe there’s hope — real hope — after all.
But, if I stop making fun of Peggy Joseph, that doesn’t mean I’ll stop making fun of Barack Obama and others who still drink his Kool-Aid. None of us should.
Do you have a funny story of someone who was Peggy Joseph then and is still that way? Share it. We could all use a good laugh.
Random Thoughts: Derringers!
The 5 most dangerous letters in my first name:
1. F
2. k
3. n
4. r
5. Derringers
Don’t tell Rolling Stone, but I’m designing a new, high-capacity Derringer. THREE shots.
Wonder if we’ll see a Derringer resurgence, appearing in the inner city instead of just in disputes over poker in saloons.
The genius of the article was after the first 4, you’re like, “What guns are left?” but Rolling Stone found one more you weren’t expecting.
Palestinians just want to launch rockets at Israel in peace.
I remember way back in 2002, one of my very first blog posts was making fun of Arafat. He’s dead now. I get results.
“I know what you’re thinking: ‘Did he fire two shots or only one?’ Being this is a Derringer, the 5th deadliest gun…”
Head Bone’s Connected to the…
Speaking on the VA scandal, President Obama said “some federal workers do bone-headed things”.
Yes – like appoint bone-heads to work in government positions (looking your way, Barack…)