*opens bedroom door* Girl, are you feeling a little adventurous? *pulls out Dungeon Masters Guide* Ok first you need to pick a race

— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) July 16, 2014

-Help help someone save us!! *Superman darts into phone booth and emerges as Clark Kent* "I'm here to save you, newspaper industry"

— Brian Essbe (@SortaBad) July 16, 2014

The Facebook Status That Ended The Gun Debate

— Ristolable (@Ristolable) July 16, 2014

*Bartender gives woman a drink* Compliments of the gentleman in the corner who's screaming about how cheap Starfox is in Smash Bros 64

— Michael (@Home_Halfway) July 16, 2014

Ace your interview by immediately walking up to the biggest guy on the panel and punching him.

— Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard) July 17, 2014

Why did McDonald's choose a Juggalo to endorse their burgers?

— Blofeld Von Evil (@aka_fatman) July 17, 2014