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Yeah, and the space shuttle Enterprise has been mothballed for ten years.
Stranger: “You’re dressed funny. Where you from?”
Kirk: “Your future.”
Stranger: “Riiight. Okay, so, how does Obama’s presidency turn out”
Kirk: “It doesn’t turn out well.”
Stranger: “Hell, I knew that already!”
Kirk: “The man’s a d.i.s.a.s.t.e.r. And the situation is grim.”
“Phasers on Steny! Whip speed!”
“Here’s our first lady.”
Kirk: “The Klingons won!”
“Beam me sideways, Scotty! No one here knows which way is up!”