Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
People are reporting getting a mysterious illness from using iPads…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
People are reporting getting a mysterious illness from using iPads…
— appleplexy.
People are reporting getting a mysterious illness from using iPads…
no need to panic.
…known as Thought Deficiency Syndrome, caused by repeatedly surfing such websites as HuffPo, Kos or the deadly AP.
… doctors are telling them to take two fewer tablets and call in the morning.
— is it iPertension?
— scrolliosis?
People are reporting getting a mysterious illness from using iPads…
although why stupidity is now considered an illness I’ll never understand.
… and those of us using Windows phones aren’t having any prob…….. connection lost …………. loading, please stand by ……………..
People are reporting getting a mysterious illness from using iPads…
…I’ve got blisters on my fingers!! (hat tip to Ringo)
…Type II Diabetes, but that’s not mysterious
…I guess an apple a day does not necessarily keep the doctor away
@10 c64wood says:
…I guess an apple a day does not necessarily keep the doctor away
it really depends on how hard you throw it.
which is known as Smuggiosis. Symptoms include overpaying for basic technology, and the inability to walk around without your nose in the air.
— tooBerkeleyosis?
Visual AIDS?
@ #10 – I think you’ve passed the audition…
… symptoms include a weak stream …
smugatosis, characterized by large amounts of smugma spewing from the mouth.
Toxic Shock Syndrome
from using iPads… because they keep strapping them to their crötch causing a heat rash and bad fungal infection.
I see.
…sadly, there are no tablets you can take for the affliction.
. . . and the only cure is more cowbell.
…and it seems those affected were are females. They were on their iPeriods.
…and it seems those affected were all females. They were on their iPeriods.
(for the sloppiness, I fired my editor)
Is it an I-rus?