Starbucks barista, looking at name on cup 'Americano here for uh,Sarah? Zaurah? Sara? Zara? Saurah?'
*great blazing eye turns in the crowd*
— village fetish (@botandy) July 21, 2014
The only people who objectify women more than feminists are teenaged boys.
— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) July 21, 2014
Just saved a Word document that only has “The” written on it I guess because I was afraid Word was going to crash and I’d lose it.
— Tyler Schmall (@tylerschmall) July 21, 2014
For teenage girls, KKK means I agree I agree I agree.
— Jason Lastname (@JasonLastname) July 22, 2014
For baseball fans KKK means your pitcher just retired the side.