Armadillo? No way. Dillo’s can’t be trusted with guns.
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) August 10, 2013
Replace "Koch Brothers" with "Communists" and MSNBC is indistinguishable from a 1958 John Birch Society newsletter.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 17, 2014
Vox's business model in a nutshell: Let our liberal arts grads Google stuff for you.
— Will Antonin (@Will_Antonin) July 17, 2014
My dog qualifies as a service dog.
*dog starts breakdancing*
You're being served as we speak.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) July 18, 2014
*Defense Attorney whispers to the judge*
dude this guys like too badass to go to jail, like look at how many laws he broke
— Platypus King (@DillDoes) July 18, 2014
*looking at new born baby*
Nice baby.
*opens baby mouth*
How many miles on this bad boy?
*sizes up baby's arms*
What year?
— luke (@internetluke) July 18, 2014