Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
With a flood of illegals streaming across the border, the White House wants $3.8 billion to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
With a flood of illegals streaming across the border, the White House wants $3.8 billion to…
… teach them how to caddy.
… introduce Spanglish as the New American Language.
… just because.
…..build Taco Bells every five miles along the border.
…for welcome mats.
…for new voting booths with Spanish instructions.
To buy them tickets in 1st class.
…upgrade TOTUS.
…pay for Happy Meals and Obamaphones.
…pay for three squares and Arabic lessons.
…convert them to Islam.
…weed out the Chinese masquerading as Hispanic.
the White House wants $3.8 billion to increase the national debt by $3.8 billion. This whole bankrupt the country thing is taking way too long.
…protect them from the Tea Party.
With a flood of illegals streaming across the border, the White House wants $3.8 billion to…
give them some “walking around” money.
help them remember, “Who’s their Papi”.
provide them with enough toilet paper.
keep those pesky Canadians right where they are.
…build a strong impenetrable fence to protect them from Americans.
…pay off their countries of origin. You surely didn’t think you could get voters for free, Did you?
With a flood of illegals streaming across the border, the White House wants $3.8 billion to
… feed the Mooch for a month. Then ask for another $7 billion.
….go on vacation. (You didn’t think this would have anything to do with trying handle the crisis du jour, did you?)
Pay for a really gala welcome to your new home party.
… stick a figurative finger in the dyke — and I’m on very thin ice before turning this into any kind of pun, so the better part of valor is to leave it here.
…reformat all White House hard drives in anticipation of future subpoenas.
With a flood of illegals streaming across the border, the White House wants $3.8 billion to…
…put a custom filter on Obama’s computer so no one can tell he reads IMAO.
…invest in cattle futures
…design a map of the “new” United States – “a border runs through it”.
…Wait – what difference does it make at this point? $3.8 billion is just a rounding error to these clods…
…save travel hardships by digitally streaming them across the border, then digitally streaming our money to their home countries.
…have all our soccer fields converted to metric.
…hire some illegals to put sandbags around the White House.
…buy back some of America for himself after issuing an executive order that when a Mexican hears the song This Land Is Your Land, it really is.
to round up illegal immigration protestors
… To fly first class to his next vacation.
With a Flood of Illegals Streaming Across the Border, the White House Wants $3.8 Billion to…
– Study how global warming causes buckets to get stuck on people’s heads.
for high speed rail lines between Honduras an the northern Mexican border.
…to tattoo each of the migrants with a new “social security number” below a tasteful heart with the words “I vote Obama” in the center.
to distribute “I survived the south American death march and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.” T-shirts.
…pay off the pool shark he played those “friendly games” with in Texas.