Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To help Democrats in the 2014 elections, Michelle Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To help Democrats in the 2014 elections, Michelle Obama…
…offered to cater the RNC convention in Cleveland.
… will be in charge of feeding their Republican opponents.
@1 – Only my wife is allowed to read my mind (which is especially difficult since I have so much trouble reading it myself).
To help Democrats in the 2014 elections, Michelle Obama…
will eat the opposition…literally.
To help Democrats in the 2014 elections, Michelle Obama…
lie, cheat and steal with reckless abandon.
…will meet Hillary and Lizzy Warren out on the heath, along with their “special friends” Graymalkin and Paddock, to whip up a special charm to confound their enemies.
To Help Democrats in the 2014 Elections, Michelle Obama… and Hillary Clinton will play the lead roles in Frozen II – Revenge of the Undernourished Undocumented Immigrants.
{knock knock knockknock knock} Elsa? Do you wanna build a snow job?
will campaign in all 57 states.
will give free boob-belts with each $1,000 donation.
will ensure victory by unveiling her most powerful weapon to date, a campaign to reach the most dim-witted voters and get them to elect Democrats. BEHOLD #electDemIdiots
will invite Democrat voters to dance on the Tonight Show where her and Jimmy Fallon!
…will stay out of sight.
… will campaign for Republicans.
…complain about how Democrats try to stop everything Obama wants to do.
To help Democrats in the 2014 elections, Michelle Obama… will challenge the Repblican Candidates to the Qab jIH nagil.
(for the geek impaired: http://www.klingon.org/database/rituals.html#anchor592217)
will go back to Kashyyyk
To help Democrats in the 2014 elections, Michelle Obama…
is busily filing out election ballots for all contests.
@3 – Nah bro, I’m not reading your mind (I’ll wait for the movie!) – it’s just that great minds…you got the rest, don’t you?
Should just STFU.
Of course, it would be good if she did that all the time.
… will spend the campaign period on vacation without interviews.
…will launch a hashtag campaign.
… will lower her profile by not doing those Jack’s Link Beef Jerky commercials.
…have all elected Democrats switch parties, and panties.
…replace Black Panthers at polls with MS-13 members who have so recently been pardoned.
…went on food stamps.