Straight Line of the Day: Basil Says He’s Absent Due to Hurricane Matthew. The REAL Reason He’s Gone Missing… Posted by Harvey on 10 October 2016, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Basil says he’s absent due to Hurricane Matthew. The REAL reason he’s gone missing…
GLOBAL WARMING™!!!111!!! DONALD TRUMP USED A BAD WORD 11 YEARS AGO AND HASN’T PAID TAXES FOR 275 YEARS!!11!!! FRACKING!!!111!!!! GEORGE BUSH!!111!!! THE RICH AREN’T PAYING THEIR FAIR SHARE!!11!!! ISLAMA/TRANS/HOMO/BI/YOU NAME IT-PHOBIA!!11!!! That should cover all the possibilities. Reply to this comment
Being Columbus Day, Basil decided to celebrate by recreating the voyage of the Santa Maria… uh oh… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Mar%C3%ADa_%28ship%29 Reply to this comment
He had a freak teleporter accident and ended up changed into a fly. Last seen at the debate last night… Reply to this comment
… [Did no one ever tell you the first rule of Basil’s Absence club?] … a female referee from the NFL declared he had no admin rights on this blog. … they got Scott Adams last week; this week was Basil’s turn: “The Week I Became a Target” — Scott Adams / 10/03/2016 http://blog.dilbert.com/post/151301555066/the-week-i-became-a-target Reply to this comment
… He promised to leave this country if his “American Idol” pick didn’t win. … FBI thought he was asking to be put in a wetness protection program and hung him out to dry. Reply to this comment
… Zipper stuck on that damn clown costume; so can’t go home. … the early trick-or-treater gets the pick of the candy. Reply to this comment
Well, put this 11-second clip from Family Guy (“Stewie’s Sexy Party”) on a recurring loop, and I think it’ll give you the general idea. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_TnUWrGxyI Reply to this comment
…is that weird confluence of National Angel Food Cake Day, National Handbag Day and National Kick Butt Day… Reply to this comment
Basil says he’s absent due to Hurricane Matthew. The REAL reason he’s gone missing… is he couldn’t just take a hint. somebody actually cares to look for him. a D&D itch that needed some monster scratchin’ never really the same since they took Perfect Strangers off the air. Hillary’s lasagna has a little “special” spice this week. walnuts in the cookies. Reply to this comment
GLOBAL WARMING™!!!111!!!
DONALD TRUMP USED A BAD WORD 11 YEARS AGO AND HASN’T PAID TAXES FOR 275 YEARS!!11!!!
FRACKING!!!111!!!!
GEORGE BUSH!!111!!!
THE RICH AREN’T PAYING THEIR FAIR SHARE!!11!!!
ISLAMA/TRANS/HOMO/BI/YOU NAME IT-PHOBIA!!11!!!
That should cover all the possibilities.
. . . is that he’s looking for FrankJ, of course.
Being Columbus Day, Basil decided to celebrate by recreating the voyage of the Santa Maria… uh oh…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Mar%C3%ADa_%28ship%29
He had a freak teleporter accident and ended up changed into a fly. Last seen at the debate last night…
… [Did no one ever tell you the first rule of Basil’s Absence club?]
… a female referee from the NFL declared he had no admin rights on this blog.
… they got Scott Adams last week; this week was Basil’s turn:
“The Week I Became a Target”
— Scott Adams / 10/03/2016
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/151301555066/the-week-i-became-a-target
… He promised to leave this country if his “American Idol” pick didn’t win.
… FBI thought he was asking to be put in a wetness protection program and hung him out to dry.
… Zipper stuck on that damn clown costume; so can’t go home.
… the early trick-or-treater gets the pick of the candy.
Three day RC and Moon Pie bender.
Or possibly hookers and blow.
In the news about Matthew there was a lot of talk about ‘blow’.
…it’s his turn in the barrel.
He had to check his white privilege to make sure it came through the storm OK.
…he mentioned leaving in one of his recent posts.
…he may be branching out.
…he’s got a date with Miss Twiggy.
Well, put this 11-second clip from Family Guy (“Stewie’s Sexy Party”) on a recurring loop, and I think it’ll give you the general idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_TnUWrGxyI
…I heard he was packing a trunk.
…has anyone seen the Texas chainsaw movies?
…is that weird confluence of National Angel Food Cake Day, National Handbag Day and National Kick Butt Day…
Abraham Lincoln went missing too.
Basil says he’s absent due to Hurricane Matthew. The REAL reason he’s gone missing…
is he couldn’t just take a hint.
somebody actually cares to look for him.
a D&D itch that needed some monster scratchin’
never really the same since they took Perfect Strangers off the air.
Hillary’s lasagna has a little “special” spice this week.
walnuts in the cookies.
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