Quick! Go Delete Your Reviews of IMAO From Glassdoor!

Glassdoor Meltdown as Users Urged To Flee Site After Posters’ Real Names Added Without Permission
NY Post | 03/20/2024 | Ariel Zilber

Glassdoor, the website that allows workers to anonymously complain about their workplaces without fear of retribution, is reportedly revealing staffers’ real names in their profiles — prompting a viral backlash over fears that their identities could be exposed.

… {{{ That’s a tricky word, “anonymously” . . . }}}

Signing up for an account on Glassdoor required workers to reveal their full name, job title and employer — a departure from its previous practice of just requiring email addresses but no names, according to Wired.

(As content contributors, you can consider this a “workplace,” no?)

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Glassdoor Complainer: Oppo

Real Name: Literally Hitler

Witness Protection Name: Thangam Debbonaire

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Glassdoor Complainer: Deep Throat

Real Name: K. Harris

Secret Service Protection Name: Deep Throat K. Harris


 


 


 


 

Cartoons and Memes

“Good morning Mr. Walrus, looks like Spring is busting out all over.”

“Well I certainly know three things busting out.”

“Three?”

“Three.”

Winner

6.

This week.

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Which one is funniest?
100 votes · 100 answers


 

I’m Not Even Sure What Planet This Is Anymore

Source

Krock robot in Uganda by the banks of the Nile River, avoiding overheating. Credit: Tomislav Horvat and Kamilo Melo 2016

“Based on their experience in Africa, the researchers developed an improved version of the Krock platform, Krock-2, which is more robust, flexible, and waterproof. With less need for elaborate camouflaging elements like realistic latex skin, the upgraded robot has great potential for disaster response and rescue applications.”

Hey, nerds: if that thing comes towards me in a disaster response or rescue application, either it will be left in little pieces, or I will.


 

This . . . Is Not Honorable

Critic Complains That Show Set in 1500s Japan Didn’t Have Any Black Characters
Western Journal | 3/15/23 | Michael Austin

The reviews for Disney-owned FX’s new hit miniseries “Shōgun” have been absolutely glowing.

That is, apart from one notable exception.

The series, based on a 1975 novel by James Clavell, follows the story of an English explorer in the 1500s who finds himself smack-dab in the middle of an intense political conflict unfolding in the Japanese empire.

Though many seem to be enjoying the show, one critic — writer William Spivey — felt it was failing for one major reason: There is no black representation.


 


 


 


 

SI Swimsuit Madness : Round 4 Matches 105 & 106 : Round 3 Matches 79 & 80 Results

Round three is over and we move back over to the winners side with this week’s matches, 105 & 106.

Results

Round 3 Match 79

Natasha Barnard 109 Defeates Kelly Gale 63

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Who do you prefer?
74 votes

Round 3 Match 80

Sailor Brinkley-Cook 95 Defeats Lacy Schnoor 67

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Who do you prefer?
72 votes

This week

Round 4 Match 105

Alyssa Miller vs Bo Krasmanovic

Alyssa Miller

  • Round 1 Match 4 Defeated Ana Ivanovic 130-67
  • Round 2 Match 50 Defeated Aly Raisman 133-57
  • Round 3 Match 81 Defeated Alana Bouchard 105-47

VS

Bo Krsmanovic

  • Round 1 Match 7 Defeated Bregje Heinen 243-22
  • Round 2 Match 52 Defeated Brooks Nader 110-42
  • Round 3 Match 82 Defeated Anna Kournakova 95-81

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Who do you prefer?
73 votes

Round 4 Match 106

Christen Harper vs Hailey Clauson

Christen Harper

  • Round 1 Match 10 Defeated Chrissy Tiegen 208-18
  • Round 2 Match 53 Defeated Chase Carter 148-43
  • Round 3 Match 83 Defeated Dominique Piek 122-45

VS

Hailey Clauson

  • Round 1 Match 15 Defeated Gigi Hadid 125-54
  • Round 2 Match 56 Defeated Hannah Ferguson 81-80
  • Round 3 Match 84 Defeated Georgia Gibbs 99-63

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70 votes


 


 


 

Well, That’s Comforting

Cockpit Mishap Might Have Caused Plunge on Latam Boeing 787: Flight Attendant Hit a Seat Switch
Wall Street Journal | March 14, 2024 | Andrew Tangel & Sharon Terlep

A cockpit seat mishap might have pushed a pilot into the controls on a Boeing 787 Dreamliner that took a sudden, terrifying plunge on a flight to New Zealand this week, according to U.S. industry officials briefed on preliminary evidence from an investigation of the incident.

A Latam Airlines flight attendant hit a switch on the pilot’s seat while serving a meal, leading a motorized feature to push the pilot into the controls and push down the plane’s nose, these officials said. The switch has a cover and isn’t supposed to be used when a pilot is in the seat.

[How about we change that to “cannot be used”?]

Around 50 passengers on the flight from Sydney to Auckland required medical attention, and some passengers were pinned to the ceiling as the airplane suddenly declined. Latam, a Chile-based airline, has said the Dreamliner suffered a “technical event during the flight which caused strong movement.”

Is she . . . busty?

So the pilot wasn’t in a locked and upright position, huh? Rules for thee, but not for me.