Straight Line of the Day: So, How Do I Become “A Person of Interest”? Posted by Oppo on 20 March 2024, 12:00 pm
Develop a healthy microbiome, and you can become a person of intest. Then you just need to figure out how to work an “R” in there. I gather that a healthy microbiome is also good for your Rs. 1 Reply to this comment
Post anything remotely critical of our new Artificial Intelligence overlords… 2 Reply to this comment
Wear white sneakers with formal clothing and avoid looking people in the eye. 2 Reply to this comment
According to my banker, I have to deposit at least $20,000 to become a person of interest. So far, that account is up to $20,000.18. 3 Reply to this comment
You mean you’re not one already? Loser…
I love it when Plan 9 comes together…
But it still doesn’t measure up.
Develop a healthy microbiome, and you can become a person of intest.
Then you just need to figure out how to work an “R” in there. I gather that a healthy microbiome is also good for your Rs.
That’s easy…do something interesting.
Sounds boring. Isn’t there an easier way?
Post anything remotely critical of our new Artificial Intelligence overlords…
Wear white sneakers with formal clothing and avoid looking people in the eye.
Drive slowly past playgrounds.
That will get you an invite to become a teacher these days.
Question gummint covid policy.
So, How Do I Become “A Person of Interest”?
Shop at Bass Pro or buy a Bible.
Can you buy a Bible at Bass Pro and make it a two-fer?
Stop just talking about that time at band camp.
So, How Do I Become “A Person of Interest”?
Bring tuna.
Easy. Don’t be boring.
So, How Do I Become “A Person of Interest”?
Wear a MAGA hat.
So, How Do I Become “A Person of Interest”?
Get a buffalo horned headpiece.
Not to be confused with belonging to the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes.
So, How Do I Become “A Person of Interest”?
Paint your face.
Unless you are the Prime Minister of Canada.
According to my banker, I have to deposit at least $20,000 to become a person of interest. So far, that account is up to $20,000.18.
So, How Do I Become “A Person of Interest”?
Post on the X platform.
Drink Dos Equis.
Belong to a group with a catchy name, like “Pussy Riot”
Pulling some weird cat out of a bathtub drain