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Frank Ideas for an MSNBC Slogan

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MSNBC has a new slogan out: “Lean Forward”

People actually get paid to come up with stuff like that? How much? I know I could do better. Here are some ideas I have for an MSNBC slogan:

FRANK IDEAS FOR AN MSNBC SLOGAN

“News for Over the Hill Hippies Who Don’t Know How to Use the Internet”

“As Biased and Partisan as the Liberals Like to Imagine FOX News Is”

“News You Can Trust… Unless You Make Eye Contact with Keith Olbermann, Then It’s News Throwing a Tantrum”

“2nd Place in the Next Medium to Die After Newspapers Is Good Enough for Us”

“If You Wonder Why It Looks Like Chris Matthews Freezes On Air, Remember We Are a Microsoft Branded Product”

“More Tools than a Home Depot”

“Please Stop Making Jokes About Rachel Maddow’s Hair”

“For the Left: Serious News. For the Right: We’re Actually a Comical Parody of the Left; We Thought It Was Obvious”

“News for the Half-Dozen People Who Still Take Keith Olbermann Seriously”

“Bad Stuff ‘Bout Republicans”

“An Angrier, Whiter Alternative to FOX News”

The cool kids and the train wreck

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On teh internets … particularly teh Twitteh … the cool kids like to pick on teh MSNBC.

When they do, I have to open a browser tab and hit teh Google to find out what they’re talking about.

You see, I don’t watch MSNBC. ‘Cause it sucks.

I mean, I have seen bits of it. And I’ve seen clips on teh YouTube. And you know what? Them folks on MSNBC are nuts. If they got any denser, they’d pass the Chandrasekhar limit.

You see, I have to deal with enough stupid people that I don’t want to expose myself to any more than is necessary. And watching MSNBC? Ain’t necessary.

But the cool kids watch it. And they’ll hit Twitter talking about what some dumbsh*t on MSNBC said.

Now, MSNBC’s rating are in the toilet. Nobody watches. Except maybe Obama and his crew. But even then, I’m not sure about them watching. They don’t need to. MSNBC has it’s nose so far up Obama’s butt, if he farted, Olbermann’s hair would part.

But, other than Obama and his flock, who watches MSNBC?

The cool kids, that’s who.

Not because they like it. But so they can make fun of it.

But here’s the funny thing: The only people that watch that channel do so to rip on it; if they didn’t watch it, nobody would, abd all the dipsh*ts on the channel would be out of work.

But then, what would the cool kids watch?

Funny cats on YouTube?

Blazing Saddles if “socialist” was the the “N-word”

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When it was reported last week that MSNBC’s Carlos Watson started to wonder if socialist is the new N-Word, I was at a loss for words. Until today.

I read some tweets by Peter Schmugge directly addressed that. I told him I was stealing it.

With that said, I’m updating an old post.

Here is Blazing Saddles if “socialist” was the the “N-word”…
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