MSNBC has a new slogan out: “Lean Forward”
People actually get paid to come up with stuff like that? How much? I know I could do better. Here are some ideas I have for an MSNBC slogan:
FRANK IDEAS FOR AN MSNBC SLOGAN
“News for Over the Hill Hippies Who Don’t Know How to Use the Internet”
“As Biased and Partisan as the Liberals Like to Imagine FOX News Is”
“News You Can Trust… Unless You Make Eye Contact with Keith Olbermann, Then It’s News Throwing a Tantrum”
“2nd Place in the Next Medium to Die After Newspapers Is Good Enough for Us”
“If You Wonder Why It Looks Like Chris Matthews Freezes On Air, Remember We Are a Microsoft Branded Product”
“More Tools than a Home Depot”
“Please Stop Making Jokes About Rachel Maddow’s Hair”
“For the Left: Serious News. For the Right: We’re Actually a Comical Parody of the Left; We Thought It Was Obvious”
“News for the Half-Dozen People Who Still Take Keith Olbermann Seriously”
“Bad Stuff ‘Bout Republicans”
“An Angrier, Whiter Alternative to FOX News”
Hey, they did carry this!
* Less Mexicans than a Home Depot too!
* More “Made in China” than Lowes and Home Depot!
* Embrace the suck.
Booooosh!
Like the DailyKos but with moving pictures!
Now you know what Democrat Underground posters do in their spare time.
The Pittsburgh Pirates of Professional Journalism!
Don’t clean your TV screen – those really are flecks of spittle from Olbermann.
The only reason we’re still on the air is because we need to get our resumes out there. Please, we need work!
Because everyone loves sanctimonious condescension yelled over the voices of conservatives.
Lean forward, it makes it easier to punch you in the face.
* Too incompetent to work elsewhere!
* Lean forward, we’re behind you
* marxism disguised as news
* keif overbite threatened us and we caved
* Why lean forward, we shout the propaganda
New MSNBC Slogan:
“Lean Left…more…more…no, still more….a little more. Now you’re seeing things our way.”
“Lean Forward” is pretty much “Bend Over” Lite.
“MSNBC:Still On The Air!”
“Lean Forward, So I Can Whisper Something Crazy In Your Ear”
“Lean Progressive” forward=progressive
“MoveOn Forward”
“MSNBC:I’m Not Crazy!”
“9 Out Of 10 Lefties Watch MSNBC” *note-the tenth lefty lives on a hippie commune that doesn’t have cable
“MSNBC:All The Crazy Thats Fit For a Cable ‘News’ Channel”
Lean Forward….BOHICA
All the news that’s fit to spit.
pmsnbc… Our makeup department inspired by Eraserhead.
pmsnbc… why yes those are our lip prints on Teh One’s butt.
“Did we say ‘Lean Forward’? We meant ‘Bend Over'”
“Sorry, Rick Sanchez, but we’re also run by Jews.”
-ls
– Forward into the Past!
– More Bile, Fewer News
– We Report. You Don’t Watch.
– Be the 101st viewer and win a new car!
– Lean Forward. Turn off.
Lean foward. You might as well be uncomfortable while we rant.
It’s pretty telling that even there slogan tries to tell you what to do. Apparently, you can’t even sit in a chair and watch their lousy programming without them telling you how they think you should be sitting.
Lean Forward – and grab your ankles…
MSNBC: Watch us cry on election night!
MSNBC: NBC’s traditional news standards, Microsoft’s famous quality control
All you monkeys look weird walking upright so LEAN FORWARD!
Stooopid Spell Check. We meant Learn Four Words. Any four words will do.
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