I’m still a little confused about the whole Rick Sanchez thing; Ted Turner is Jewish?
What I hate about The Social Network is how it cuts to black at the end before you’re certain whether it was all a dream or not.
Some of the first episode of Parker-Spitzer has leaked; they’ll need some harsh cleansers to clean it up.
Oh yeah, I’m supposed to have a kid any day now. Wonder what’s happening with that?
Can’t wait to lecture people saying, “You’d understand if you had kids.”
No one likes that kind of douchebag.
No. But he does hate Christians. Maybe he’s Muslim.
Random thought: A blue jay just flew into my window. Idiot.
Marko: It was probably trying to get away from that DamnCat.
As a matter of fact, Basil, the blue jay (Who later flew into the window again) and his friends were chasing a kestrel who was chasing a flicker. The kestrel also came close to flying into the window.
I tell you, my friends, you just can’t get this stuff if you don’t live in the country.
Rick Sanchez was too weird for CNN and Ted turner. Wow, just wow.
All you need to know about You Have Kids is You Will Have No Life. They are worth it, but it’s a crying shame the last movie you will see as a couple is The Social Network. No awesome there.
Passed by pmsnbc last night whining about the drone strikes in Pakistan. Both host and guest has the crazy eyes.
Frank, you shouldn’t take advantage of the fact you have a kid to lecture people about it. Self-righteous lecturing is liberal territory, remember?
Did Buttercup build you up yet?
I am anti-social networking. This pathology extends to movies of the same name.
Is Rick Sanchez going to be filling in for you while you are gone, Frank? How will we know? Will he have a catchy name like CubanHitler or JoooooosKeepingMeDown?
“I’m still a little confused about the whole Rick Sanchez thing; Ted Turner is Jewish?”
the most telling thing about the Rick Sanchez story is how all of the news “media” can’t even do a mediocre job of reporting the story. Sanchez rants on another media source about his bosses – something that would get any employee fired from any company – and yet the other “reporters” assume he must have been fired for calling Jon Stewart a “bigot”. Very telling how little “reporters” understand about the whole world around them.
Great – now I’ll have that playing in my head for the rest of the day.
Thanks for nuthin’, Corona!
One baby does not count as “having kids”. You can only use the “you’d understand if you had kids after you have at least three of them, AND one of them has reached teenager status. LOL! THEN, YOU will TRULY understand.
“You’d understand if you had kids”
Oh hells yes…
Add to that…
“Go ask your Mother.”
“No. You can’t have a dog/cat/fish/hamster/gerbil/ant farm/Benelli Combat 12 guage.”
“Hell, no. Do I look like I am made of money?!”
“For the love of Mike, will you please learn to poop in the toilet?”
“Shut Up! I can’t hear myself think with all that racket going on in this house!”
Believe you me, you’ll be amazed at the stuff that comes out of mouth once you are a P-A-R-E-N-T!
Frank: Here’s a speech you can practice for the next 16-20 years, so you’ll have it handy when you need it:
“I may appear to be a slow, potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me child.
Be afraid son.. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over the sand dunes of Saudi .When my Gulf war syndrome starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently …tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway, you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car – there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face you’ll see outside your bedroom window…is mine!”
Amen to that, 4of7.