In a battle between Keith Olbermann and a chipmunk, who would win?
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I’m thinking the chipmunk could take Olbermann. But I’m sure Olbermann could beat … well, something. Maybe a … no. He could beat … no.
Okay, I’m stumped. Who … or what … would lose a battle with Keith Olbermann?
Obama. The man has jello for a spine and no man parts at all (he’s already been fixed either physically or emotionally by the Queen of Thin). Oh and Elton John, since he’s all about the gay thing, slapping Olderman around might not be a stretch for him, but John would never be able to actually beat him. He doesn’t have that killer instinct.
He beats himself when he looks into the mirror…IYKWIMAITYD!
Wouldn’t you just love to watch Olberman and Sullivan in a girlie slap fight?
I’d fear Obamerman would give the chipmonk the Richard Gere treatment. But only if the chipmonk allowed him.
Well olbermann would defeat AQUAMAN, duh!
Olbermann could beat almost anyone…at Solitaire.
Olbermann beats MSNBC every time he cashes another paycheck.
“Fooled ’em for another week! Phew!”
The chipmunk gets better ratings and makes more sense.
According to Olbermahn… “I got beat up by girls all the time”.
Who … or what … would lose a battle with Keith Olbermann?
Common sense.
Keith literally beats it up and takes its lunch money every day of the week. Of course, if it ever gets the upper hand, Keith would be fired and never find another job that didn’t require the use of a paper hat and a name tag!
Alan, Olbermann loses at solitaire. I can only think of one thing he might be able to beat, but it would be a stretch I think: The French.
Common decency lost to him long ago.
t-dog, even that’d be a crap shoot; at least the French have a history of getting some things right, like wine, cheese and the common sense to use nuclear energy. Olbermann is consistently ass-backwards on every topic he wrestles to grasp.
Olberman’s regular viewers are by definition losers so if we could find any of them they might lose to him.
Olberdouche can beat up women and children.
To be precise – handicapped women and children.
More precise – handicapped and retarded women and children while they are asleep.
I’d give him at least a 55% chance of defeating a clean pair of underpants, by unfolding them.
[That statement assumes that Olbermann actually knows what a clean pair of underpants looks like. – B]
Barack Obama?
Air. Air has allowed this oxygen thief to use it with impunity.
By the looks of it, Qweef Olbermann regularly beats the Golden Corral buffet line…
Have we, then, discovered Aquaman’s covert identity?
This is a guy who admits that little girls used to take time beating him up…and, who knows if they ever stopped.
A bowl of jello?
A piece of paper.
His own shadow.
Aquaman. Olbermann could beat Aquaman…
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Nah.. I’m just kidding. Olbermann is too big a nancy for that.
David Shuster.
I was going to say lint, but you know, as much lint as I remove from my pocket, a week later there’s more in there. I don’t think Olbermann has any kind of regenerative power.
But I liked him as a funny sports guy on KTLA-5 in Los Angeles, 400 years ago.
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