Random Thoughts
They should counter Tim Tebow’s Super Bowl ad with an ad of a woman saying how awesome her life turned out because of an abortion. Optimally, you’d want someone who was aborted saying how happy he was to be aborted, but that’s kinda hard.
Oh, you could have someone who wasn’t aborted talk about how horrible his life turned out to be.
“Know who didn’t abort her baby? Hitler’s mother.”
Obama says he’d be happy to be a very good one term president. He’s not arrogant enough to compare himself to Polk, is he?
It would be awesome if during the SOTU Obama is interrupted by Kanye West.
The iPad looks like an iPhone meant to go with novelty size sunglasses.
With all these big devices, we’re all going to have to start carrying rucksacks like Jack Bauer. “It’s not a purse!”
Impress me, Apple! Tell me this device will fill that void in my life I’d usually go to Jesus for.
To get with the times, I’ll be releasing a new version of my blog: iIMAO.
There is no ‘i’ in “team” unless it’s one of those newfangled iTeams.
So is Obama going to give an opinion on the iPad, or is he not going to say anything worth tuning in for?
I don’t think Chris Matthews is a racist; he’s just your everyday idiot.
I forgot Obama was black too until he started rapping halfway in.
I never like listening to speeches anyway; but I loves me the punditry that comes afterwards!
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January 28th, 2010 at 9:43 am
I watched that video of Jobs introducing it. All I could think about was that movie “The Incredible Shrinking Man”.
January 28th, 2010 at 10:27 am
I hate quarterbacks. Why’d this ad have to use a quarterback?
He and Hillary only do that when they’re at a black church in Alabama,
January 28th, 2010 at 10:51 am
It would be awesome if during the SOTU Obama is interrupted by Kanye West.
“Yo ‘bama, I’m really happy for you, & I’ma let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!”
-Kanye “My Mom’s Watching From Heaven But I’ll Just Be a Douche Anyway” West
January 28th, 2010 at 10:58 am
Apple introduces iPed. Pete Townsend buys stock.
January 28th, 2010 at 10:59 am
Kanye West: “Yo Obama, I’m really happy for you, and I’m going to let you finish, but Reagan had the best presidency of all time. The best presidency!”
Chris Matthews: “That speech was so good, I almost forgot Obama was black. Wow, who would have thought one of those guys could give a good speech! I just got a chill up my leg!”
January 28th, 2010 at 10:59 am
Townshend. Dammit I knew there was an H in there somewhere.
January 28th, 2010 at 10:59 am
So, where does the iPad fit? Somewhere between mini and maxi? I wonder if it comes with panty liners?
January 28th, 2010 at 11:37 am
So, do I need an iPhone AND an iPad, or is an iPad actually a phone, as well. My suggestion: How about developing a phone that will actually effectively act as a mobile phone…I really don’t care how many “apps” it has if it keeps dropping my calls.
January 28th, 2010 at 11:43 am
Frank: There is no ‘I’ in team.
President Obama: No there isn’t, but there is ME
January 28th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
I think we saw the iTeam last night. Overpriced, funny looking, and nees lots of add ons to be of use to anyuone.
January 28th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
SOB….. If your iphone keeps dropping calls do the following:
Make sure you have the latest update which should be 3.1.2 and ATT carrier 5.6. Settings>General> About to check.
In the General screen scroll through and make look for the word “profile” if its there delete the BenM profile.
In the general screen select reset>reset network settings ONLY This will reboot the device and sync it with the network, not delete any of your content.
There is a free AP in itunes / AP store called “Mark the Spot”. Its purpose is to report network quality issues. Its free and whenever you have a problem you tap the ap and it captures all the relevant info, tower etc. etc. and sends it to engineering…. I imagine this is a squeaky wheel principal.
I am on a hiatus from my normal carreer while I stay at home to focus on family and I work for ATT in Tech Support. I deal with the iphone every working day.
January 28th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Wait, wait, wait now. James Knox Polk was the most successful President and my personal favorite. Mentioning Young Hickory in the same sentence as the current miserable failure is most definitely not cool.
January 28th, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Could be done through the magic of CGI.
January 28th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
The iPad was developed to help old people who have trouble with another Apple product …the iPeed.
January 28th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Could have someone who was aborted, but the abortion didnt take, it DOES happen
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January 28th, 2010 at 5:40 pm
Tim Tebow’s Super Bowl ad should have him going around punching all the hippies that like abortion in the face.
January 28th, 2010 at 9:33 pm
Matthews forgot the president was black? Wow, unless someone talks about it I usually don’t think about it at all. I think about how incompetent he is, how out of touch, how segregated by CLASS, how elite but not how “black” he is. But then I’m a racist conservative female who’s brainwashed by religious fanatic men, you can’t depend on my perspective.
January 28th, 2010 at 11:03 pm
Chris Matthews thinks fast:
(“Wow! That speech sucked! I must help ‘The One’! What can I say that will distract the country from discussing the awesome suckitude of that speech? Aw, I know …”)
… and the rest, as they say, is history.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:04 pm
John Edwards could make that happen. I hear he’s available, too.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
“Optimally, you’d want someone who was aborted saying how happy he was to be aborted, but that’s kinda hard.”
John Edwards could make that happen. I hear he’s available, too.
(please ignore premature submission directly above)
January 30th, 2010 at 7:16 am
How does someone become a “Really Good One Term President”? What a dill-weed…
January 30th, 2010 at 8:50 pm
ussjimmycarter FTW!