Time for Everyone to Make Fun of Muhammad

So Comedy Central censored a recent South Park for even mentioning Muhammad, and we have to start wondering if we’re going down a real bad path. As soon as we start not making fun of Muhammad out of fear, we’re going to be rewarding violence. Of course, it’s hard for Comedy Central to stand out alone doing it when so much of the other media in America has shown unwillingness to back them up.

I’m starting to realize that President Bush dropped the ball after the riots following the Danish Cartoons. The best response to that was to then encourage people to make even more fun of Muhammad and only stop when the violence stopped. Bush himself should have drawn a picture of Muhammad fighting Godzilla or something. That’s basic tit for tat: Bad behavior needs to be punished and good behavior rewarded.

Currently, we have a very perverse system where, since Christians behave themselves and don’t kill people, you can make fun of them (the same South Park episode demonstrated the double standard by depicting Jesus watching porn and Buddha snorting coke and that wasn’t censored). But since Muslims riot and kill, we can’t make fun of them. So, in summary: Behave, get made fun of, commit violence, get respected.

So, is anyone going to make a stand? Or are we going to let free speech get chipped by people who have no respect for freedom? I would really hope this is something all of America could get behind as it shouldn’t be a partisan issue. Right now there are hundreds of millions of Christians in America and no one worries for their safety if they make fun of them. Less than one percent of America is Muslim, though, and people fear for their lives about crossing them. What if we get more Muslims? I know we don’t want to invent a conflict or hurt the feelings of peaceful Muslims, but it’s better to draw out any problems now than let this erode us from the inside. It’s time for everybody to make fun of Muhammad.

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  1. “So, in summary: Behave, get made fun of, commit violence, get respected.”

    OK…. So if I want those evul socialists to stop calling me a raaaaaaccissst Tea Bagger… I should get violency on thier arse? Cause I can do that!

    HEY EVERYBODY FrnakJ says that we should get violent so we can live without being called a raaaaaaaaccciiissst. And that we should take over the govt!.

    Im sorry Frnak…. Im going to have to report you for sedition…… thats right Frnak… you’re one of those SADISTS!


  2. If the South Park guys wind up 86’ed by peaceful Muslums, I expect msnbc to blame it on racist Chrsitian Teapartiers. you betcha’.

    I wish I had the skills to ‘shop Bambi vs. Godzilla with Mohammed in Bambi’s place. Mohammed would say :Where are my goats? Where are the little children? I am in the mood!” then SPLAT !!!!


  3. It seems that Violence is the key to respect – at least if you are dealing with Barbarians. I think we should cut off the heads of some Comedy Central Executives and tell em toshow the uncensored episode or we will do it again. As Tom Cruse said in Ep 201 – we have to be as violent as the Gingers if we want to get any of Mohammed’s Goo.


  4. While homosexuals are stoned to death, tribal elders in Afghanistan regularly take young boys off to caves, ostensibly to teach them about Mohammed discovering the Koran in a cave, or something. Which begs the question: How is it that Dr. Smith never came up with a religion?


  5. I’m willing to make fun of Muhammad. I will draw a picture of him flying the Red Baron’s triplane. Everyone loves triplanes. Zoom zoom! Ratta tat tat goes the machine guns! Whee!

    Instead of shooting at a dinosaur, I’ll draw him shooting at a giant Preying Mantis. I hate those things!


  6. > It’s time for everybody to make fun of Muhammad.

    Okay, here goes. And I’m not making this up. It really happened: Muhammad lost to Leon Spinks in 1978.

    Remember that? Leon Spinks! Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Yes, Muhammad won the rematch, but still… he lost a match to Leon Spinks! That’s worse than losing to Buster Douglas. Leon Spinks. *snort*

    Silly Muhammad.


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  8. LIke Jon Stewart said, these extremists can go f themselves.

    But so can the writer of this column, for writing something as dumb as “Currently, we have a very perverse system where, since Christians behave themselves and don’t kill people, you can make fun of them”. Wow that’s a heck of a high standard you set for behavior – not killing people you disagree with! Well, I guess Christianity has won that moral battle! *cough*AlanBerg*cough*

    By the way, did you think it was funny that Jesus was shown as being addicted porn on South Park? I thought it was hilarious!

    [Well, you drastically missed the point, dude. I’d try reading again bringing a little less baggage with you. -Ed.]


  9. FrankJ: in your post you talk about the need of “tit for tat” Don’t you realize that the first half of that is what is causing all the earthquakes? What? You trying to destroy the World?


  10. The real lesson of course is liberals have no stomach for an actual violent religion. They prefer being the wolves among the sheep here with us. They do not like being the wolves among Godzilla with radical Islam.

    Europe is as neck deep in angry entitled immigrant Islam as we are with refuges from the leftist-flunky Mexican government. If you think that is a harmless coincidence and not a noose that is about to be tightened on the free/prosperous world then I wish I had some of what your using. Their politicians keep importing immigrants for the exact same reason ours do. More welfare dependents and identity politics trump card for one party and cheap labor for the other.

    Funny how dependents and defendants are nearly the same word since they sadly end up as a package deal.


  11. I say lets have a contest to see who can do the best cartoon of muhammad. That would be awesome, especially if the prize was a bag of Pork Rinds or a can of Spam! That way we can thumb our noses at the Obama’s and at muhammad!


  12. I wanted to jump right in with the making fun of Mohammed, but I realized I’ve got no actual Mohammed jokes in my repertoire. So I’ll just change some names of some other jokes I know and see if it works out.

    Q: How do you get a one-armed [Mohammed] out of a tree? A: wave

    Q: How do you kill a [Mohammed]? A: put a scratch-n-sniff sticker on the bottom of a swimming pool

    Q: What do you call 1,000 [Mohammeds] at the bottom of the ocean? A: a good start

    Q: What do you tell a [Mohammed] with two black eyes? A: nothing, you already told [him] twice!

    Q: How many men does it take to clean a shower? A: none, that’s [Mohammed]’s work

    (hmm, a couple of those don’t really work, but whatever.)


  13. A Foxhound, a German Shepherd, and Muhammad all walk into a bar. The Foxhound asks for a Bourbon, the German Shepherd asks for a beer, and the bartender complies. Muhammad says he doesn’t drink because it’s against his religious beliefs. Then the bartender says, “How ’bout I give you a goat, pal?!”

    Ha ha ha ha!


  14. Three Muhammads were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

    The first Muhammad said, “Those are deer tracks.”
    The second Muhammad said, “No, those are elk tracks.”
    The third Muhammad said, “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.”
    The Muhammeds were still arguing when the train hit them.


  15. Muhammed walks into a bar with a tiger. They both start drinking heavily.

    Eventually, the tiger passes out and falls in a heap under his bar stool. Muhammed pays their tab and starts walking out.

    The bartender says to him, “Hey, Muhammed, you can’t leave that lyin’ there under the bar stool passed out!”

    Muhammed keeps walking and hollers over his shoulder, “It is a tiger, not a lion.”

    The illustration for this joke would be Muhammed and a tiger, each with a beer stein raised in their hands, froth dribbling down their chins as they chug away. Muhammed and a tiger – what an awesome name for a rock band (hat tip to Dave Barry).


  16. Muhammad and Ishmael were out hunting on a ridge with a valley on either side. One went to the south valley and the other went north, and both agreed to meet on the ridge at sunset to compare notes. At the end of the day, Muhammad found Ishmael waiting for him on the ridge. Ishmael said that as soon as he went into the south valley that morning, he came out upon a beautiful meadow, loaded with game of all kinds. He bagged more than he could carry and made it back to the ridge before noon. Muhammad, still out of breath, explained that on the north side, he couldn’t find any animals or birds anywhere. He did, however, come upon a beautiful woman tied to the railroad tracks at the bottom of the valley. He untied her, and they proceeded to have sex for hours in every position imaginable. Ishmail grew excited and asked if she gave him oral sex. Muhammad resopnded, “No. That didn’t happen. I looked around but I never did find her head.”


  17. Gosh, I almost let this thread slip by without making fun of Mohammed:

    Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said, “I heard you were planning to leave me?”

    She replied, “Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a paedophile!”

    Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds, “that’s a mighty big word for a 6 year old.”

    By the way, Marko, you don’t like Zorak? He’s the man!


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  19. I hope no one tells the islamist fanatics that we took
    three letters in the middle of MuHAMmad’s name
    to name a cured meat product from a pig’s ass end after him.

    ‘Cause I’d hate to cause a riot or something just because
    “Muhammad” reminds people of smoked pork.


  20. Spreading his vile lies and filth through intimidation, deception and corruption to empower himself and leave a long lasting legacy of ignorant, delusional and perpetually enraged at their lack of hope of ever being free and self sufficient slaves. So Muhammad is as bad as Obama. Bad bad baddy bad bad Muhhamad!


  21. I recall how the late-night comedians proclaimed that they couldn’t do jokes about Obama because there was nothing about him that could be mocked.

    Obama cannot be mocked.
    Muslims cannot be mocked.

    You do the math.


  22. Question: Do Muslims spontaneously explode if you make fun of Muhammad? If they do, then I think we need to keep making jokes about Muhammad until the last one goes boom. This could be a REAL policyt shift for Obama…it takes the war on terrorism right to the doors of the terrorists; it doens’t involve any guns, bombs or drones, let alone put our soldiers at risk; WE would atleast get a laugh out of it. This could also solve the unemployment problems for out of work joke writers, stand up comics and cartoonists everywhere!


  23. Muhammad has been out of work a really really long time and he is down to his last few bucks. Get finally gets invited to an interview and he needs a suit so he goes to the haberdasher:

    Muhamad: I have an interview and I need a suit but I do not have much money.

    Haberdasher: Here try this one on.

    Muhammad: How much is this?

    Haberdasher: 300 dollars

    Muhammad: I only have 37.50

    Haberdasher: Er well here then try this one on

    Moe tries it on and the right leg is short floodwaters style and the same thing with the right sleeve

    Muhammad: I can’t wear this. This the leg and the arm are too short!

    Haberdasher: Well just curl up your leg and arm gimpy style and walk like this

    Moe thinks a little bit.

    Muhammad: Well I really need this job and I have to have a suit so I’ll take it.

    So Moe exits the store walks a short way with his gimpy short legged suit hiding walk and has to step over a couple of wine-o’s sitting on the side walk leaned up against a building. After he passes:

    Drunk#1: oooho…..wouldya look at that poor crippled guy!

    Drunk#2: Yeah but look at the suit he’s got on!


  24. to weisshaupt (April 23rd, 2010 at 1:34 pm)

    “It seems that Violence is the key to respect – at least if you are dealing with Barbarians.”


    There’s a saying (I believe British?) “They’re either on their knees or at your throat”. In other words, there’s no “relationship of equals” in Islam. There is only “who has the power”. If you’ve got it, they’re respectful. If they’ve got it, watch your back.


  25. Ahmad dies and finds himself being greeted at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.

    “Welcome to heaven!” says St. Peter.

    “You are most gracious,” says Ahmad, “and I mean no disrespect, but I am a Muslim, and I wish to be greeted by Mohammed.”

    “Mohammed?” says St. Peter. “Really. Well, go up those stairs and go to room 17.”

    Ahmad goes up the stairs and knocks on the door marked Room 17. He enters and is greeted by Vishnu.

    “Welcome to heaven!” says Vishnu.

    “I thank you, Vishnu,” says Ahmad, “but I am a Muslim, and I would like to see Mohammed.”

    “Mohammed?” says Vishnu, and thinks for a moment. “I believe you should go to the cafeteria at the end of the hall and wait there. I’ll see if I can find him.”

    Ahmad walks down the hall and finds himself in a cafeteria. After a few minutes, Jesus Christ enters.

    “Well, hello there! Welcome to heaven!” says Jesus.

    “I thank you, Jesus,” says Ahmad, who is becoming annoyed. “However, I am a Muslim, and I must insist on an audience with Mohammed!”

    “Mohammed? Really?” says Jesus. “Well, can I offer you a coffee, at least?”

    “Yes, please,” says Ahmad, “black, no sugar.”

    Jesus turns around and yells, “Yo! Mohammed! Two coffees, black, no sugar.”



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