Didn’t we spend a trillion on stimulus? How do you spend a trillion and not even make a couple jobs?
That sounds like a challenge. “Spend a trillion dollars but don’t create any jobs.” I couldn’t do it. Only Obama figured out that puzzle.
So what’s it with liberals and their supporting sex slavery and wanting to lynch black people?
New Obama plan to reduce unemployment: Murder anyone seeking a job!
Is this win the future rhetoric conceding we lost the present?
Ever notice how inefficient Roman numerals are at expressing large numbers? Everyone should really start using the newer numbering system.
So, technically, who won the future: the Eloi or the Morlocks?
“Obama is not a natural born citizen! From his mother’s womb he was untimely ripped!”
Never got why liberals are so upset that Palin resigned as governor. If Obama resigned, I’d love him forever.
Got my pay this week in an actual physical check. I guess this is what working in the 20th century must have been like.
Just realized I have no idea how a file system works at a low level and haven’t even thought about it. Makes me feel like a silly silly person.
We’re having record winters and its also supposed to be hottest year ever. That means if we fight global warming IT WILL GET EVEN COLDER!
I bet when we get to the future there will be a big sign saying, “Sorry, but you did not win. Please try again.”
Obama: “We must work on our Sputnik moment until the future cries, ‘You sunk my battleship!’ Then we’ve won.”
Winning the future is not easy. It involves a lot of time travel and reprogramming terminators.
“It’s your kids, Marty; something has got to be done about your kids. They’re not winning the future.”
When Jim had to strand Michael in The Office, why didn’t he just ask the cameraman to tell him what happened?
Missed the first half of the Super Bowl, but I tuned in just in time for the Black Eyed Peas!
So the Black Eyed Peas are basically the Dane Cook of music.
So when exactly did “pop” become this electronica/rap hybrid?
Why is everyone focused on a football player being an accused rapist? Didn’t we have a president who was one? Wasn’t a big deal.
So HuffPo is 315 million times more valuable than Newsweek? Still doesn’t say much.