Could Also Have Named It Tyrannosaurus Debt

Posted on December 19, 2012 8:00 pm

Researchers have named a newly discovered, prehistoric lizard “Obamadon gracilis” in honor of the President’s toothy grin.

Let me guess: it only ate food it took away from other dinosaurs.

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5 Responses to “Could Also Have Named It Tyrannosaurus Debt”

  1. big al says:

    Well,hyenas and dingoes had to evolve from something,didn’t they?

  2. Jimmy says:

    Husseinus Gratuitus Indebtedness Wussius Obamagotus

    ..or something

  3. nightfly says:

    There was a latter-day Schoolhouse Rock called Tyrannosaurus Debt! I’m not sure it ever aired. http://youtu.be/0efqnvYz4YI

  4. James says:

    Rumor has it that this dinosaur was the first known to eat dogs.

  5. Mxymaster says:

    Interestingly, the Obamadon gracilis kept telling the other dinosaurs that they could avoid extinction merely by sacrificing larger dinosaurs.

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