Did You Get YOUR Stimulus Package?

[High Praise! to VW (via email)]

Just wanted to let you know – today I received my 2013 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, an “Obama Hope & Change” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass and a “Blame it on Bush” poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish. Yours should arrive soon.

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  1. Harvey, You didn’t get the memo. Michelle has disallowed the KFC coupon, but she’d like you to send it back so she can use it. She’ll be sending you a new coupon for I Can’t Believe It’s Not Tofu.


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