Straight Line of the Day: Why Did Hillary Faint Last Week?

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Why did Hillary faint last week?

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  1. Pf, we all know she did nothing of the sort. All that really happened was that she ran out of any semblance of an excuse NOT to testify, and being honest basically blows their whole plan to smithereens.

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  2. …she’s so slippery Death couldn’t hang on…but he gave her quite a scare

    …Al Gore blamed it on the altitude

    …she was just one of the folks that fainted when Obama starts talking

    …just realized that when she was having dinner with Obama with our new Chinese overlords she ordered shih tzu instad of mu shu

    …because Obama found her lack of faith disturbing

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  3. What Obama said only rhymed with tax the rich.

    Head that big, of course Frank J mistook it for the moon.

    “Fainted, schmainted, old white woman got between me and a tamale”: (Anonymous witness in FBI report)

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