Pf, we all know she did nothing of the sort. All that really happened was that she ran out of any semblance of an excuse NOT to testify, and being honest basically blows their whole plan to smithereens.
“She had been scheduled to testify before a pair of congressional panels looking into the Sept. 11 attack against a diplomatic outpost in Benghazi, Libya.”
That is just what old people do; other than eating dinner at 2:30 in the afternoon.
She was listening to one of Obama’s speeches on her iPod.
She saw Michael Moore in a speedo.
“Wait, I’m actually gonna skate on Benghazi? Scot-free??? Headrush….”
…that image is even more frightening when it’s looking back at you in a mirror.
She came home one night and found Bill alone in their bed.
She did up the top button on a last years pantsuit.
She’s pregnant.
Bill had already sucked all the oxygen out of the room.
The camel she was making suck face with turned out to be a male.
Accidentally drank some truth serum and CIA was ordered to beat the truth out of her.
Obama had the Marine Band play ‘Hail to the Chief’ as Hillary entered the Whitehouse.
The vacuum created when she showed up at the nude beach.
Obama told her of his secret plan to cut taxes.
Obama told her of the plan to offer the Obamagun, free, to citizens that couldn’t afford their own gun.
…when Obama said, Ya know, I do sorta miss Bush.
The sheer magnificence that is the Obama presidency is just so overwhelming.
I’d faint too if I thought it could get me out of murder charges.
Joe Biden asked her to pull his finger….. and she did.
Holder announced new evidence in the murder of Vince Foster.
…somebody forgot to warn her Michelle ate that extra large bean burrito for lunch.
…the ground she was walking on turned out to be consecrated.
Pf, we all know she did nothing of the sort. All that really happened was that she ran out of any semblance of an excuse NOT to testify, and being honest basically blows their whole plan to smithereens.
All the blood rushed to her cankles.
…she’s so slippery Death couldn’t hang on…but he gave her quite a scare
…Al Gore blamed it on the altitude
…she was just one of the folks that fainted when Obama starts talking
…just realized that when she was having dinner with Obama with our new Chinese overlords she ordered shih tzu instad of mu shu
…because Obama found her lack of faith disturbing
Jim Moran says it was an accident!
Her broomstick flew at too high of an altitude.
She was completely overwhelmed by the thought of Rosie O’Donnell and Roseanne Barr making love with each other.
What Obama said only rhymed with tax the rich.
Head that big, of course Frank J mistook it for the moon.
“Fainted, schmainted, old white woman got between me and a tamale”: (Anonymous witness in FBI report)
She had a global hot flash
She thought she was sitting down in an empty chair, but ended up in Obama’s lap.
She realized if she were still in the Senate, she would have been exempt from Obamacare.
She got her head stuck between her thunder thighs.
She found out that Obama arranged for Weatherwax Kennels to cater her farewell dinner.
… She was told Obama plans to tax real estate investments and lucky stock picks
… 2 words – canckle tax
Her hypnotist has programed her to faint whenever someone says Benghazi so she cannot testify.
She came down with a bad case of Benghazi-itis.
They told her she would have to testify under oath, and she is as allergic to oaths all other Demons.
Bill stopped trying to have affairs with other women and started trying to reconcile with her.
… Because being Secretary of State is hard!
“She had been scheduled to testify before a pair of congressional panels looking into the Sept. 11 attack against a diplomatic outpost in Benghazi, Libya.”
…Because the Clinton’s have used up their “Get Out of Perjury” cards.
…apparently “crocodile tears” can cause dehydration.
She was able to sign in to Bill’s e-mail accounts.
2 words…”Memory Loss”.
She saw how much more she and Bill are going to be paying in taxes.
that’s how the maroons escape reality
accidentally told the truth, and no one noticed.
…she sensed millions of voices crying out in terror then suddenly silenced… and the pleasure was more than she could handle.
When she looked in a mirror she saw Jabba the Hut staring back at her.
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No. 26 aka Iowa Jim is indeed a sick and twisted person, Funny ,though.