Random Thoughts: Kool-Aid, Whiteness, and Phil Robertson

Posted on December 19, 2013 9:34 am

“When the kids get noisy at the holidays, it’s a good time to mention Obamacare’s coverage of birth control and abortion.”

Aren’t we doing a Jonestown comparison every time we talk about someone “drinking the Kool-Aid”?

I don’t mean to step on everybody’s outrage; with it so near Christmas, there really isn’t anything else going on.

Of course, an Obama devotee accusing others of being part of a cult… we’ll it’s not like obliviousness is a suprise from that crowd.

When I was a kid, my mom wouldn’t let me drink the Kool-Aid. Because of the sugar.

Phrase the poll on minimum wage differently: “If a business owner thinks the higher wage hurts his business, are you willing to shoot him over this?”

I’d love to meet the market executive who thought the one thing keeping Obamacare from being popular was lack of smug hipsters.

Wild West : horse-thief : : Twitter : joke-thief

Now let’s debate whether Popeye is white.

Things that will get me to buy a Wii U: New original Zelda. New Metroid Prime.

I don’t need any drugs to be creative. …Well, caffeine.

Every Christmas we watch It’s a Wonderful Life and Die Hard and neither get old.

Yes. I must make that movie now. A movie that combines the great Christmas movies It’s a Wonderful Life and Die Hard into one super movie!

Wonder what the tryouts for Pajama Boy were like? “No, not smug enough. And the blood tests on this one is showing traces of testosterone.”

I hope no one ever has a problem with me being white.

“A white Frank J. just has problems connecting with minority children. Maybe we should replace him with an animated badger.”

I just imagined black Frank J. and realized I’d never be able to compete with him. Except at hailing a cab.

I wonder how my senators voted on the budget. Does Idaho have senators?

Phil having to go to sensitivity training would actually make a pretty good episode of Duck Dynasty.

This was inevitable when you let Phil Robertson say all those hateful things about yuppies with no one objecting.

Been some confusion; whole time I’ve been ranting about Obama, I was referring to Greg Obama from OH. I have nothing but respect for the president.

I get how one thing Phil said was objectionable, but is paraphrasing Corinthians also off limits?

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17 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Kool-Aid, Whiteness, and Phil Robertson”

  1. Capitalist_B says:

    “does Idaho have senators”

    sounds like Freudian repression. Yeah we did replace toe-tappin’ Larry Craig…

  2. Jimmy says:

    “Does Idaho have senators?”

    Is Idaho even a state?

  3. Jimmy says:

    I suppose it’s possible that Idaho is just a state of mind.

    That includes thinking a lot about potatoes!

  4. Basil says:

    Yes. I must make that movie now. A movie that combines the great Christmas movies It’s a Wonderful Life and Die Hard into one super movie!

    Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Potter.

  5. walruskkkch says:

    “A white Frank J. just has problems connecting with minority children. Maybe we should replace him with an animated badger.”

    Will that be a cartoon Badger, or just a very excited one?

  6. DamnCat says:

    “Phil having to go to sensitivity training would actually make a pretty good episode of Duck Dynasty.”

    YES! Everyone want to see an sensitivity trainer reduced to tears!

  7. CapitalistB says:

    badgers?! we don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!

  8. Jimmy says:

    Another random thought for today:

    People in the State of Washington consumed 175 metric tons of marijuana last year.

    Gee, I’m glad they used “metric tons” for that measurement or I’d be confused.

    And since it’s now legal, they’re worried about an adequate future supply and the number of retail outlets for all the pot heads.

  9. Steve H says:

    Is Frosty the Snowman white?

  10. blarg says:

    …when can we debate whether Shaft was black or not?

  11. Karen says:

    Can you declare yourself trans-raced?

  12. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    Rollo The Snowman is the “urban” version.

    A “black” version of Frank would have to be called something like DelFranco or LaFranquis or LeFranqeon and rock a mid-70s Dr. J afro.

  13. blarg says:

    @12 you mean like Frankione Dodson?

    hide your kids, hide your wife, indeed.

  14. CaptMidnight says:

    Greg Obama knows from gangly-ass. You think I’m jivin’? Lookie here:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Greg%20Obama

  15. CaptMidnight says:

    “A white Frank J. just has problems connecting with minority children. Maybe we should replace him with an animated badger.”

    You want badger? Now this is a badger:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

  16. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    A “black” version of Frank would have to be called something like DelFranco or LaFranquis or LeFranqeon and rock a mid-70s Dr. J afro.

    Brotha’d have ta drop some roman numeralage behind his name too, like LaFranqueon Flemming III befo’ gettin’ deep in tha Dolemite vibe an’ bein’ a thugpimp Playa in tha Game.

    Since Black Frank be all Wes’ Coas’, he gonna havta face down Shug Knight.

  17. RAML says:

    I think Phil Robertson should just pull his show off A&E and teach them a lesson in sensitivity training. I am sure he would not have any trouble finding a new channel

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