Brave Stance

Amensty International finally came out today against Palestian murder-suicide bombings (that’s what I call ’em). Is there actually some universe where these people have credibility. I guess they were too busy complaining about child murderers being excuted in the U.S. to complain about the children being murdered. Support for the bombings remains nearly 70% in Palestine. I don’t even care what Israel is doing to them; if these people don’t understand that it is wrong to target and blow up a nine-year-old girl, then they aren’t being oppressed enough in my book. Obviously, they can’t be reasoned with like adults, so I say Israel should treat them like children. They should force all the Palestians to sit in the corner for a couple hours thinking about why what they have been supporting is wrong. After that, they must all write one hundred word essays on why murder is bad. All answers will then be graded on a bell curve. The top five percent of scorers will be leaders of the new goverment, the middle ninety percent will be set back to their business, and the bottom five percent immediately executed. Finally, in celebration of the new government, Arafat will be shot out of a cannon.

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