Michele is fit to print. Why’s no major news source ever call me?
Kim du Toit has a new look with a new purpose (well, not really new).
Loretta lists all the companies she has obviously been paid off by. BTW, any large conglomerate want to have one of their products as the official soda of IMAO?

What’s up with Russia? They’re selling military equipment to the enemy. It’s starting to look like they haven’t given up their evil, Commie ways; maybe we’ll have to finally have that war with Russia that Reagan always wanted. Man, if there’s anything I’ve learned since 9/11, it’s that most other nations than America are jerks and should have their asses kicked. I don’t even think Russia ranks next on the list of nations to bitch-slap anyway. What was that list again… eh, it’s probably just easier to list nations not to bomb. U.K. has been cool, as so has Australia… and Israel has never hurt anyone – I care about, that is. All other nations are on warning, as it’s time for some major changes in this world if we Americans want to remain safe and unannoyed.
My one big request is that when we finally come to our sense and have war with France, we don’t even tell them why. Just, without notice, start bombing them one day.
They’ll be like, “Please, Americans! Just tell us what to do so you’ll stop attacking us!”
And we’ll be like, “I dunno. Just start doing stuff and we’ll stop bombing you when we’re happy.” (we won’t stop bombing them).
Actually, maybe that could be like a holiday, Bomb France Day… except we’ll change when it is every year to keep them on their toes.