Don’t usually post on Saturdays, but here is Kearie’s response once provoked. If I were still in college taking psych classes, these could make for some interesting case studies.
Dear Frank J,
Thank you for your reply. I suppose I couldn’t expect more than stereotypes from anyone residing in Ameirca, since your world consist of fast food outlets and consumerism.
And yes, your right, we Canadian’s should be nice to you, but only because the rest of the world hates you. As for your guns, I don’t think we will have a problem there, since we have twice as many guns per household than you do, except they are all liscened and we are smarlt enough not to turn them on ourselves.
All in all, if you do decide to cross the world’s largest unguarged border, which however, is increasingly difficult, we will be sure to let all the terrorist we are harboring loose on you.
Of course, I realize that you meant no offence by your history, as I understand that being Amnerican, offence is unfortunatly innate, so I fully abosolve you of anything that you have said to offend me.
Well, I’ll be off now to enjoy the wonderfull nature reserves and parks that we have taken a pride in conserving. Moose and all.
Kearie
Notice how she (he?) is unable to spell America correctly. It’s as if the name of our country is like a cross to a vampire. And whom is the zinger about the terrorists making fun of?
Oh well, I neither know enough or care enough about Canada to respond again. Have a great weekend, everyone.
“Of course, I realize that you meant no offence by your history, as I understand that being Amnerican, offence is unfortunatly innate, so I fully abosolve you of anything that you have said to offend me.”
‘Kearie’ sounds like a French-Canadian who has just learned to type in English.
Frank, I’m sure comments like those just slide off you, but you ought to know that you are loved and appreciated by many.
I will never forgive Canada for Tom Green. Then again, if we had left him to Canada’s health care system his cancer might have killed him.
“I will never forgive Canada for Tom Green. Then again, if we had left him to Canada’s health care system his cancer might have killed him.”
Wait a minute… he’s Canadian?
This means WAR!!! Forget Iraq, we must immediately invade and conquer Canada.
Don’t be too hard on the Canadians; some of them realize how great the US is and want to join:
http://www.unitednorthamerica.org.
When I last was in Toronto, I kept myself awake in the back seat of a car by counting the joint Wendy’s/Tim Horton’s fast food complexes.
Average: 6 per minute.
And 24 hours a day! Consumerism and fast-food outlets round the clock!
I like how they spelled America two different ways, neither of which is correct. What happened to their superior education system they must have up there, eh?
Franky every Canadian I have talked to has complained about how high the taxes are and nothing else.
Canada?
Doesn’t ring a bell.
Adam…. the U.N.O. site uses the European Union as a model for what North America should do. Anything that uses the EU as a model for anything is highly suspect.
They’re just sore cause their not good enough to be a couple of states… sorry…
“I suppose I couldn’t expect more than stereotypes from anyone residing in Ameirca, since your world consist of fast food outlets and consumerism.”
Pot, meet Kettle.
Addison,
When I read that bit, I assumed she was making a deliberate joke. After reading the rest of her post, I realized she might actually have been serious and truly didn’t notice that little glaring bit of contradiction.
Hilarious. Also a little sad, but mostly hilarious.
DANgerus, come on. Wouldn’t you guys like to have some of our sweet sweet softwood lumber? Huh? You like that? We got hydroelectric power, oil, diamonds, and gold where that came from, baby.
And yes, there are a buttload of people up here who somehow think that Canada is an Athens compared to the U.S. They are idiots (or in French, ils sont des cons).
DANEgerus, sorry. Must preview…
Jim,
The site I posted (what’s UNO?) definitely does not advocate an EU-style North America (which I agree would be a bad idea); it advocates that Canada join the US under the US constitution as additional states. Maybe you should take a look at the site.
She didn’t mention it, but the gun registery has cost $1 billion and still going. Great use of resources.
Perhaps the reason Canada doesn’t have the gun violence we have in America is because it’s too f***in’ cold for the homeys up there.
Perhaps the reason Canada doesn’t have the gun violence we have in America is because it’s too f***in’ cold for the homeys up there.
That was soo racist!!!
What about the Mexicans and Eminem?
“except they are all liscened and we are smarlt enough not to turn them on ourselves.”
Yup, I’m real worried ’bout all those “smarlt” Canadians…
Oh, and Candada haz a reel good skool systim wear you can get a gud edukashon.
Oh, Canada! How the US would be if it were founded by the French. It is odd that we are supposed to be the ignorant ones, and Kearie doesn’t seem to know that the US has its own national park system. Two-thirds of Colorado is public land, and a good majority of that is national or state park. Good ol’ Teddy Roosevelt good have taken Cretin, Chirac, and Schroeder with one hand tied behind his back. Those were the days when we spoke softly and carried a big stick. Why I remember the time when we fought back against the aztec hordes…
Yes, you may have guns, but you only know how to shoot moose and fish as they attack your homes. We know how to shoot bad guys that look at us weird and provoke us.
And people have the gall to correct your spelling? Good grief! I need to take my liscened gun and protect our unguarged border before that deranged person decides to visit.
http://www.ontariousa.org
The New American Revolution…
Kearie’s letters prove that liberals have absolutely NO sense of humor (or is that “humour”?). Hey Frank, you need to check out something, it looks like someone has spammed all of your comments sections. Just FYI.