Je Déteste Francois

Another great post for Easter: a new entry into my hate mail section. A little while back I wrote a song for non Americans to sing to praise America. I also asked for news suggestions for verses, and got a lot of great responses. But now I found this:

Je naim pas america
c’est tres coruptable
les anglais et americans
c’est merde? agree? OUI!

I had trouble translating it in babel fish, so I gave it to the official translator for IMAO, Mary Lou, who is much smarter and much prettier than babel fish. Ends up there was some misspellings, but here is what was probably meant to be said:

I do not like America
It is very corruptible
The English and Americans
Are sh*t. Agree? Yes?

Okay, first of all, there was no rhyming scheme. That’s just sad. And does the author, Jaques, mean to apply that France, with its oil and weapons contracts with Iraq and its businesses that couldn’t succeed without government funded espionage, is the pillar of honest government?
Well, I think France has the potential to be a very non-corruptible country, since radioactive dust accepts no bribes.

Links of the Day

In the spirit of Easter, I want to get back to help spreading some traffic to those who deserve it.
Check out On the Fritz, a well designed humor website that makes mine look like crap in comparison. No, wait, don’t check it out. I don’t need another arch-nemesis like Scrappleface.
For even more humor and insight, check out The Mudville Gazette. Ahh! I can’t take the competition.
Judicious Asinity has moved. Don’t know the blog? Then check it out.
Oh, also in the spirit of Easter, I added photographic evidence to my filthy lie.
Oh, and give me money.
UPDATE: Actually, On the Fritz found a website that makes all other websites look like crap.

Happy Easter

It’s Easter, and I just wanted to say that Jesus kicks ass. I don’t usually talk about religious topics, but, hey, Jesus rose from the dead; what did you do? I know a lot of people have conflicting opinions on religion, but I’ve never heard anyone actually to argue with the teachings with Jesus.

“‘Love thy neighbor’?! That’s so much crap! You should hate your neighbor! I hate mine… and his dog that won’t shut up.”

Anyway, my faith has helped me through some hard times, and I just wanted to give a shout out to the Savior. Also, isn’t it nice to think that at one time, in one place in the world, one person was here who actually knew what the hell was going on?