Oscar Jr., who likes to do research on different aspects of blogs (first copying my blogger age research, which is why I will eventually delink him), has compared the mention of monkeys on this site to other site revealing startling results (or not startling; I just really hadn’t thought about it before).
Jared Myers tries a variation of my In My World posts on the Dixie Chicks interview. It’s pretty damn funny… just not as funny as something I would write, of course.
NOTE: As usual, direct post links aren’t working on blogspot, so look for the post titled “Anybody watch the Vichy Chicks Thursday night?”
Man, Links of the Day is starting to become Links that Mention Frank.
Here’s some that don’t mention me:
In case you were thinking it, it’s too late now. A blog has just come out named Democracy, Whiskey, Sexy!
Laurence Simon now has new Amish Tech Support mouse pads out. But nothing will beat my Max Payne mouse pad that came free with the Max Payne computer game. That guy can jump in slow-mo while shooting people with a Beretta in each hand. Kick ass! Actually, why am I blogging? I could be playing Max Payne right now.
UPDATE: This mentions me, so I’ll link it too!

Just a few things I wanted to mention:
* I’m honored to know I have a number of military readers, some stationed overseas. Just because it doesn’t really come out in my parodies, I wanted to take a moment to say how proud I am to the see the job our troops have done in Afghanistan and Iraq and how they have conducted themselves. Didn’t think I could be any prouder to be an American, but I’m quite happy to find myself wrong.
* Just to make it clear, I live on your feedback. I especially like comments that say which part of the post you found funny. I also wouldn’t hate you forever if you told me what you didn’t find funny. Just don’t call me a wang.
* I’ve been having a desire to do some serious posts, probably inspired by Bill Whittle. I try to avoid that because, well, I’m just 23; what the fk do I know? Still, I always have these fantasies of things I’d say if I were president and had a national platform to speak from. They aren’t so much humorous as they are… well… undiplomatic. Anyway, I turn 24 soon, so maybe I’ll be old enough then.
* Many people seem to be mistaken into thinking that the name of this site is LMAO instead of IMAO. I guess I should be flattered by the mistake, but it would seem pretentious of me to name the site LMAO. Whether you LYAO or not is up to you; personally, I’ve never LMAO’d about anything I wrote. It would be weird if I did, because sometimes these ideas strike me at work, and, if I suddenly started LMAO’ing, they’d think I was insane.
For the curious, IMAO stands for… hey, look, a squirrel! What’s he got there? Is it a nut? I think it’s a nut. What the hell has he got! Oh st, he just looked at me. I don’t trust that thing. Maybe I should go out and shoot him. Then again, the neighbors might complain. I really need to invest in a silencer. I guess I could just hold an old pillow to the barrel, but then my backyard would be covered in feathers.
What was I talking about? Oh yeah, thank for reading!

James Finch at The Yankee Herald has out done even my interviews with Rumsfeld and Condoleezza Rice and gotten himself an interview with one of the most elusive figures on the internet. I wonder how he was able to manage such a coup? Oh yeah, he e-mailed me and asked if I wanted to be interviewed.
NOTE: If the direct blogspot link isn’t working, just go to the main page and look for it. It will have pictures of me.