Pam from Cahleeforneeyah writes:
Now that Ahnuld has been elected the new govenah of Cahleeforneeyah, I’d like to know how you would have voted were you in my shoes. I’m of the 13% voters who believed McClintock was the better candidate but voted for Ahnuld as I couldn’t bear the thought of Tattoo (Bustamante) running Fantasy Island. Did I wuss out, Frank? Should I have stuck with my convictions irrespective of the outcome? This keeps me up at night. Thanks for a reply.
Pam, you did the right thing. While principle are fun and all, you can’t hold them above partisan gain. The fact was that Arnold had an ‘R’ next to his name and McClintock didn’t have a chance of winning while Bustamante (the scarlet ‘D’ next to his name) did. Throwing away one’s vote on political principle should be left to those wacky liberals, while we, the conservatives, must be more rational about things and vote for Austrian movie stars with a poor grasp of English.
Jez from Brisbane, Australia writes:
Frank, have you ever considered moving to Australia?, with talent like yours you could be a Big fish in our small pond, as long as you don’t mind Steve Irwin of course he is one of our icons! lol.
Crikey! I’d be too afraid of the crocs biting me. All have to contend with here in Florida are the friendly gators. While I do like Australia, and definitely would like to visit someday, I’m too much of an uber-patriot to ever move permanently from the States.
James from Ontario asks:
Does “Depeche Mode” count as a French product for boycott purposes?
Umm… sure, why not.
Wait, were people even buying their albums in the first place?

Please keep the questions coming, <a href=”mailto:THISISSPAMTHISISSPAMace you’re from, I’ll randomly select one.