Spanish Socialists are going down the path to destroy all humanity. Forget everything else and help stop Spanish Socialists now!
UPDATE: Oh yeah; I have a shirt design for this occasion. No matter how bad things get, I should never miss an opportunity for a plug.
Good Grief.
The wackos in spain want to grant human rights to lower primates. I thought that was the providence of the International Monkey Assasin organization.
Oh yeah, and first!
o, great, another democratic voting block. . .
git your hands off me you damn dirty ape.
So does that mean poop flinging will become legal? Not that I’m asking for any particular reason…
I’m surprised they plan to give them only the rights of minors and handicapped persons. Isn’t that a bit discriminatory?
You have got to be kidding me. Is that site a parody site like theonion.com ?
First monkeys, then robots.
Let me be the first to welcome our robot monkey overlords. . .
Does this mean that monkeys will now legally be able to own a gun?
Frank’s article on disarming a monkey may soon come in handy here…
And then there’s this:
Police Search for Killer Chimpanzees
JackC:
If bears can do it you know monkeys can.
@Algo2 – If that site is a parody, they don’t have much of a sense of humor, since none of the other articles on the front page are funny.
Next thing you know they’ll be giving them human rights, AND robot arms for pooh flinging. These socilaists must be stopped now!
Chris said:
Let me be the first to welcome our robot monkey overlords. . .
That’s awefully French of you Chris.
The real reason they want this is so the monkeys have the right to marriage. The day the law goes into effect you will see socialists lining up at city hall to wed their pet.
I hear that pigs are genetically close to humans as well. Pigs will be the next to get rights.
i guess when we get rid of all the illegal immigrants then we can let the monkeys do those jobs (you know the ones we won’t do)think of all the money the employers will save.
Actually, those filthy racists are only including apes. Monkeys need not apply.
“Monkey rights now! We’re doing the jobs that forged-document apes won’t do!”
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Every group of people have their own object of worship. Sane people worship our Creator. Hindus worship cows. Spanish socialists and evolutionist worship apes. We shouldn’t be so bigoted towards these wackos’ exercise of freedom of religion.
In a war against robot monkeys, there can be no victory. They’re like Sauron’s Orcs on steroids, with better aim.
If Monkies got human rights, how would that affect their match up with Aquaman?