Since everybody else is going to make some kind of joke on “Snow Job” …
Oh, Helen Thomas’ face is frightful
And her questions are so spiteful
Since McClellan really wants to go
Tony Snow! Tony Snow! Tony Snow!
The war doesn’t show signs of stopping
Veins in Gregory’s face are popping
Who can we find that is in the know?
Tony Snow! Tony Snow! Tony Snow!
When they ask him for a sound bite
How he’ll hate going out in the swarm
If they manage to quote him right
Will they still manage to inform?
Well, we all know Bush is lying
About these wiretaps and spying
Who can tell these folks to all go blow?
Tony Snow! Tony Snow! Tony Snow!
rabbi simon, you are the Weird Al Yankovic of IMAO! such a talent you have for “retooling” a song, to make it much better than the original, in most cases!
you are truly wise, clever and smarty-pantsy!
LMAO!
Here’s hoping we see some HT (BLEEP!)-slappings from Mr Snow!
I’m hoping to see Tony’s hands around Helen Thomas’ throat a la Homer throttling Bart.
All right, Laurence! You’re gonna be as good as Harvey at re-writing songs one of these days…
Tony Snow is sooooo cute!!
So when do we get a rendition of SarahK singing this?
Would Sarah ever utter “We all know Bush is lying” ?
//Tony Snow is sooooo cute!!//
ERRR…I think he’s kind of blocky looking, like a lego person…McClellan was a bigo’teddybar…sigh, gonna miss Scott.
You can bet Tony’s not gonna let W slap him around as much as Scott did.
“ERRR…I think he’s kind of blocky looking, like a lego person…McClellan was a bigo’teddybar…sigh, gonna miss Scott.”
I guess I prefer legos to teletubbies! Plus Tony Snow’s voice is kind of smoky and soothing. He’s swoon-worthy.
i can’t believe they were able to bag tony snow — they did something right for once
Nicely done, Lair. Very nicely.
At least you didnt start quoting that rapper/ragge dude “Snow” and his infamous one hit wonder “Informer”
I’m with jonag on this one. I could look at/listen to Tony Snow all day, and not get tired. sigh
He’s a terrific journalist, a breath of fresh air in an otherwise insane world.
Laurence,Paul wants his Rhymin’ Simon nickname back.Good work.
Yeah! its SHOW time er I mean SNOW time.
I’m also voting for Tony on voice alone- so fine and friendly…AND
He’ll outwit the nitwits of the press every day.