Stupid Constitution

Glenn “Mmm… puppy” Reynolds early voted in Tennessee, and has a poll to guess who he voted for in the Senate race.
I’m guessing the third option. Too bad I’m three years too young if he’s trying to start a movement.
UPDATE:
I hear Instapundit has been mentioned on Rush a lot this week, but I happened to miss it. Has anyone called in to tell Rush Limbaugh about Glenn’s evil smoothie habit so Rush will have more ammo against his new foe? If anyone disputes it, just tell him to Google it. On the internets, it’s an established fact!
UPDATE 2:
Glenn has now revealed who he’s voted for. It wasn’t me.

6 Comments

  1. I can’t believe how many people are missing the real issue here — that this dramatic grassroots breakthrough effort could neither be ignored nor suppressed by the puppy blender, and that you actually won, Frank! There’s overwhelming accumulating evidence now of fraud at the polls. (As my independent investigation has proved conclusively, it turns out that Glenn, anticipating your victory, was forced to resort to the standard time-honored dishonest Rethuglican tactic of rigging the election!)
    While it ought to be obvious to everyone by now that you really won the election, I think people who deny this reality are in denial, and they’re feeling beaten down by Glenn’s goons who suppressed the vote and disenfranchised them at the so-called “polling place.” As I documented recently in an important blog comment, I was actually and literally PREVENTED from voting for you!
    But we’ve seen it all before, haven’t we?
    Please demand a recount, Frank! If enough of your supporters show up at the “swearing in” ceremony, the fraud will be laid bare before the whole world, and a people united can never be defeated!
    NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!

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