Write-in Posted by Laurence Simon on 31 October 2006, 9:53 am Q: Why would President Bush tell a crowd in Sugar Land, Texas to “Bring your pencils” when that part of the state is using electronic voting machines? A: They’re for stabbing illegal aliens who try to vote for Democrats.
We could use the pencils to draw a line where the fence is going to go…since the haven’t funded it yet! Reply to this comment
I plan on using a #3 pencil, since it will make the voting officials squint and try to decipher what it says. Reply to this comment
Spacemonkey – That joke was bad…”If bad is funny.” Hope that doesn’t make me your number one fan… Reply to this comment
Pencil, huh? That’s one thing I can honestly say I’ve never stabbed an illegal alien with. I’ll have to try that. Reply to this comment
Now he sounds like a Republican again…#2 pencils are way cheaper than a fence.
A number 2 pencil would smell funny.
If bad is funny.
We could use the pencils to draw a line where the fence is going to go…since the haven’t funded it yet!
Will there be a sharpener by the front door?
Spacemonkey funny.
I plan on using a #3 pencil, since it will make the voting officials squint and try to decipher what it says.
Spacemonkey – That joke was bad…”If bad is funny.” Hope that doesn’t make me your number one fan…
That’s why I use techno-pencils (refillable)…no need for sharpeners!
Pencil, huh? That’s one thing I can honestly say I’ve never stabbed an illegal alien with. I’ll have to try that.