Sometimes, an organization springs forth bringing goodness and light to humanity. Their efforts are so profound, you want them to never go away. Such are my feelings for the Iraq Study Group.
I’ve never felt this way about an organization. They looked at the situation in Iraq, with Iran sending insurgents to kill Iraqis and Americans, and decided- “Maybe Iran could help us?”
Unfortunately, once the ISG authors are done with their whirlwind tour, we may never feel their impact again.
Fear not, because I have it on good authority that the ISG is branching out to offer solutions for ALL of our needs, not just in dealing with Iraq.
For the Christmas season, I present to you…
Products And Or Services Approved by the ISG.

Product: How To Win Friends And Influence People.
ISG Recommendation. “Michael Richards is well known for his wacky depiction of the Seinfeld character Kramer. This updated-for-today cassette tape collection (also available on 8-track) will show you how to reach out and make friends. Mr. Richards hasn’t made the news of late, but you should read this to see how to: Handle hecklers and detractors – Conduct a PR Campaign – and put together comedy material that will have people roaring. ”
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Product: The Put Er Out Fire Extinguisher
ISG Recommendation: The Put Er Out is a perfect example of what a roaring fire needs. When everything you own is in danger of going up in flames, a little bit of this will do the trick. Many people might see Put Er Out as a source of the destruction, but that is also the key to addressing the solutions.
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Service: The Ride With Strangers Program
ISG Recommendation: “School busing provides one of the most needed services in our education system today. No, not teaching. Bus rides for poor, helpless kids. By increasing diversity at our schools, we can transform our schools from a bunch of white kids who can’t read, to a bunch of kids with different skin colors – who can’t read.
We have screened our drivers through a very intensive process called – ” Do You Think You Can Help Us? ”
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We will be providing information on other valuable ISG endorsed products as they come online.
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