It’s Friday, so you know it’s time for the wire services to post the non sequitur non-news story of Mahmoud Abbas praying at a mosque.
However, this week’s different… this week we’re going to start a new feature called:
So, from Mahmoud Abbas’ expressions, can you tell what Mahmoud Abbas is praying for?
Is it:
a) Someone to fix the air conditioner. The hum is driving him nuts!
b) His assistants to stop trying to steal his watch. And when he puts his hand on his watch while he prays, they steal his wallet. Why? Why, Allah, why?
c) John Kerry to hook him up with his Botox doc. His face feels like a mudlike, for Allah’s sake!
d) More padding in the floor. Damn, that smarts!
e) When someone breaks him off a piece of that KitKat bar, they break it off of the end that they haven’t sucked the chocolate off of.
or
f) NONE OF THE ABOVE
Put your guesses in the comments.
I actually feel sorry for the poor guy. He has to be having a crisis of confidence in the whole Allah thing. I mean, week after week he prays for the destruction of Israel and it’s still there!
In picture A: I see a 4 of diamonds.
Obviously he is praying for the UN to come through with the money so his people don’t realize its not the the jews who are starving them and creating a cess pool of civilization. Seriously if he doesn’t bring in the money his people who have no natural resources besides suicide bombers will starve to death. Funny how the other arab nations really don’t even give them money unless they are agitating Israel.
“I’m a luberjack and I’m Okay! I sleep all night and I work all day! I chop down trees, I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra! I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear papa!”
“I’m a lumberjack and I’m Okay! I sleep all night and I work all day! I chop down trees, I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra! I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear papa!”
“Joooooooooooooooos!”
A. “Spirit of Mickey, come to me!”
B. “Oh Lord, we beseech Thee, that with this, Thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, that Thou mayest blow Thine enemies into tiny bits, in Thy mercy.”
C. Dammit! I should have known that fellatio was not an Italian dessert.
D. “May I … tickle your foot?”
E. If we all have trichonosis, than that lamb they gave us must have really been … nooooooo!
A: “If I concentrate hard enough, maybe I can freeze time like the Japanese guy on ‘Heroes’, then I’ll sneak into Israel to kill all the Jooos.”
D) The US and Europe at least lift the sanction on OdorEaters.
E) The swift return of the Macarena (these get-togethers were so much more fun then).
They steal his wallet…ROTFLMAO…”Why Allah, why?” Can’t stop laughing…