In times of trouble, Fred Thompson activates the secret gamma accelerator hidden his watch and powers up and transforms into… Fred Thompson.
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Fred Thompson won the Georgia Republican Convention’s presidential straw poll with 188 votes (44%) Saturday… Newt Gingrich was second with 77 votes (18%). Rudy was 3rd with 64 votes (15%)… McCain only got 10 votes (2.3%)
Fred Thompson came within three votes of matching all those gathered by Mitt Romney, John McCain, Rudy Giuliani and Newt Gingrich put together.
Fred Thompson thinks the Georgia Republicans are total gays for not voting for him 100% and they shall suffer his wrath upon his election! Fred Thompson will order Augusta National moved to Tennessee and The Masters will be played in his home state forever because of Georgia’s foolishness! A warning to all other states!
Fred Thompson knows that there is no place in America for loser former Presidents once he is elected President and will issue an Executive Order that Jimmy Carter be immediately deported to Canada where he will be required to live out the remainder of his miserable life.
Speaking of transforming did y’all see Kelly Pickler’s new twins she’s been touring with??? Shhh… don’t tell SarahK or she’ll set Fred Thompson on Frank again. He already has to move to Texas cause Florida is too close to Tennessee.
Fred Thompson sent me a message (in my head of course because it was super secret) and told me to write my idiot congressmen and senators. I did and told them that if they sign this immigration bill I’m going to start cheating on my taxes since laws no longer matter to them. I think Fred’s happy with me!
Jimma Carta, Al Gore, and Bill Clinton were on a fishing trip. Out in the boat, tensions were running high.
“We should be collecting these fish and sending them to the poor in Palestine. Maybe they can offer the fish to the Jews in place of their children, who the Jews like to eat.”
“That’s a good plan,” commented Al, “but you two should throw your fish back. Don’t you know you’re destroying the planet?”
“What about you,” asked the Nobel Prize winner, “are you going to keep yours or give it to the starving poor so they don’t throw rocks at the Jews? You aren’t a Jew, are you?”
“Well, I don’t know about y’all,” came a voice from below deck, “but I think I’ll carry the fish there myself. In fact, I’ve got my eye on this cute little number right here…”
Some times it’s just better to leave it lie…… You know there is really no to finish that sentence and not have it become a double, triple or quadruple entendre.
Fred Thompson won the Georgia Republican Convention’s presidential straw poll with 188 votes (44%) Saturday… Newt Gingrich was second with 77 votes (18%). Rudy was 3rd with 64 votes (15%)… McCain only got 10 votes (2.3%)
Fred Thompson came within three votes of matching all those gathered by Mitt Romney, John McCain, Rudy Giuliani and Newt Gingrich put together.
Fred Thompson thinks the Georgia Republicans are total gays for not voting for him 100% and they shall suffer his wrath upon his election! Fred Thompson will order Augusta National moved to Tennessee and The Masters will be played in his home state forever because of Georgia’s foolishness! A warning to all other states!
Fred Thompson should tell the state of Georgia to eject Jimma Carter. Send him to to Iran. Put him in a burka. Let him live the dream.
Fred Thompson knows that there is no place in America for loser former Presidents once he is elected President and will issue an Executive Order that Jimmy Carter be immediately deported to Canada where he will be required to live out the remainder of his miserable life.
Q: What do you get when you cross Fred Thompson with Bill Clinton?
Speaking of transforming did y’all see Kelly Pickler’s new twins she’s been touring with??? Shhh… don’t tell SarahK or she’ll set Fred Thompson on Frank again. He already has to move to Texas cause Florida is too close to Tennessee.
Fred Thompson sent me a message (in my head of course because it was super secret) and told me to write my idiot congressmen and senators. I did and told them that if they sign this immigration bill I’m going to start cheating on my taxes since laws no longer matter to them. I think Fred’s happy with me!
I can’t wait for the day when Jimmy Carter spontaneously combusts after saying that Fred Thompson is the worst President in History.
//I think Fred’s happy with me!
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Fred must be happy with you.
You’re still alive, aren’t you?
You mean you can make gammas go faster?!? DANG!
Jimma Carta, Al Gore, and Bill Clinton were on a fishing trip. Out in the boat, tensions were running high.
“We should be collecting these fish and sending them to the poor in Palestine. Maybe they can offer the fish to the Jews in place of their children, who the Jews like to eat.”
“That’s a good plan,” commented Al, “but you two should throw your fish back. Don’t you know you’re destroying the planet?”
“What about you,” asked the Nobel Prize winner, “are you going to keep yours or give it to the starving poor so they don’t throw rocks at the Jews? You aren’t a Jew, are you?”
“Well, I don’t know about y’all,” came a voice from below deck, “but I think I’ll carry the fish there myself. In fact, I’ve got my eye on this cute little number right here…”
I think Fred is OK. I think the main reason so many people want him in is because the rest of our candidates suck so bad.
Well at least nobody will ever claim that Hillary sucks… Sorry! I had to take the shot…
Some times it’s just better to leave it lie…… You know there is really no to finish that sentence and not have it become a double, triple or quadruple entendre.