John Edwards always does crossword puzzles in ink, although, oddly, all his answers are “my perfect hair”.
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It is a little known fact that the number of hairs on John’s head is exactly equal to the number of the Democratic primary voters in Iowa. It is therefore poorly understood that when John rearranges his hair in front of the mirror he is actually adjusting his Iowa strategy.
This morning, a woman on television said she supported John Edwards because of his position on health care, the middle class, and the time he spent in Iowa.
She then paused, and said, …and his haircut.
(begins to weep).
Harvey – I shot you an e-mail – wanted to make sure it didn’t get stuck in the spam filter. I made a tribute to your John Edwards Fabulous Facts over on my site.
John Edwards always does crossword puzzles in ink, although, oddly, all his answers are “my perfect hair”.
It is a little known fact that the number of hairs on John’s head is exactly equal to the number of the Democratic primary voters in Iowa. It is therefore poorly understood that when John rearranges his hair in front of the mirror he is actually adjusting his Iowa strategy.
So, Igor, to continue that reasoning, will all of John’s hairs in Iowa stand up and be counted? That would wreck his doo, don’t you think?
John Edwards thinks doing crossword puzzles are easy. He can almost always stay inside the lines.
This morning, a woman on television said she supported John Edwards because of his position on health care, the middle class, and the time he spent in Iowa.
She then paused, and said, …and his haircut.
(begins to weep).
Harvey – I shot you an e-mail – wanted to make sure it didn’t get stuck in the spam filter. I made a tribute to your John Edwards Fabulous Facts over on my site.
Jimmy, what is clear is that all the silky-looking, thin voters are for John.