I’ll give you some hints: Its not in Iowa, New Hampshire, Michigan or apparently anywhere else delegates are being chosen
Archive of entries posted on 15th January 2008
This Will End Well
Monkey brain controls robot.
This is why people don’t trust scientists. Now our future is going to be a mix of both Terminator and Planet of the Apes.
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
History’s greatest feats of strength:lolterizt! Part 30
Once again, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.
[Hat tip to Whitehorse for the caption]
From Steadyrock:
Two from Tom:
Two from Erik Wit:
PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
American Idol Seven premiere!
I will be semi-liveblogging tonight’s festivities (not the Michigan primary, the real festivities) over at Snark Raving Mad! I promise to attempt to be witty, and I’m sure the always verbose Cadet Happy will have plenty to say. You be there!
Send Prayers Down Under
Blogger Tim Blair has been diagnosed with cancer. Please keep him in your prayers; he’s a blogosphere institution.
Huckawards
I know the Republican Party is big and diverse, but at what point can you say to someone, “No. You are not a Republican.”? Now, IMAO has always followed the 11th commandment and never said anything bad about a fellow Republican in its history, but I’m starting to wonder about Huckabee. In the last debate, in response to charges that he raised taxes, Huckabee responded with, “What I also raised was hope.” And I saw Huckabee recently criticizing Romney because, in the course of running companies with tens of thousands of jobs, Romney laid off a few people. How is that brainless populism any different from something John Edwards would say?
I really think anyone who votes for Huckabee should have to turn in his Republican card. And his testicles.
UPDATE:
I’m not the only one who noticed this.
Crazy Veterans Are Out to Kill You!
A Public Service Message from IMAO
Do you know any Veterans? If you do, watch out! Deranged from the war, they are probably contemplating killing you. There have been at least five murders in the past year committed by Veterans. Compare that to how many murders you’ve done; probably a lot less since you’re not a psychotic Veteran. Obviously Veterans are out of control and need to be locked up for the safety of the public.
This message sponsored by the New York Times.