If Obama despises America, maybe he should put out a list of what we need to change so he’ll like us. I heard he did basically the same thing in giving his children a list of what they needed to change about themselves so he’d love them again.
So what do you think is on the list? Be nicer to Iran? Less honkeys?
More E85 to save the planet while people starve as food prices skyrocket!
Give the UN a lot more money.
Stop all of this importing and exporting stuff. We don’t need wood or oil from Canada — we can just chop down our own trees, and we certainly don’t need any more oil.
As for the country to the South of us, I have just one word that can unite the country behind Obama:
Mexicannon.
With enough Federal or U.N. funding, say a couple of billion dollars, we could reopen one of the Goodrich plants in Ohio … I mean steel mills in Pennsylvania to start ramping up production of the latest Mexicannon models. Then, with proper Federal or U.N. funding, say a few billion a year, we could hire a hundred or so union workers to make them.
He wants us to tattoo that weird Obama symbol to our foreheads. Mean Obama also wants to ban chocolate milk and marshmallow peeps. :-{}
Replace that busy-looking field of 50 stars with the much simpler moon and star design of Islam.
Not that he’s a Muslim. He’s definitely not and he has no idea what “taqiyya” is so shut up, you filthy kafir.
Also, make sure that the stripes are green and white on the new flag. And get rid of the blue background – blue is the color of the Zionist entity.
I’m sure he would love us if we elected him. Even his wife would like us then. I mean, he’s no John Edwards but if we just grab our ankles and grunt, he’s bound to respect us.
Shouldn’t that be “fewer honkeys?”
Egghead, I think he actually meant “less honkeyness.”
Add the Jizya tax to income tax.
Kill the white devil. Them Jooos, too.
Disband the military. Invade Pakistan.
Ship whitey back to England
Put a big Sword on the flag and get rid of those silly stripes and stars
Free Abortions all around
Shoot anyone that has a gun
Free Free Free from Uncle Obama
New ideas for government from NYT, LAT, CBS, ABC, NBC, CNN, MSNBC enacted within first 30 days.
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A conservative tax of 90% of all income. All registered Republicans or conservative bloggers shall be liable for such tax to be levied at both the state and federal level.
Reparations for all, paid for by the rich: people who own houses and have jobs and fail to belong to one or more approved protected groups.
I would like to apologize for the comments made on this right-wing extremist blog. I have nothing but the utmost respect for Senators Clinton and Obama – hell, I plan to vote for one of them!
McCain ’08: You can always hope my Vice President will take over!
I’d like to apologize for any comments made on this blog about my good friends Senator Obama and Senator Clinton! I will not tolerate gutter politics and I have nothing but the utmost respect for these two fine Senators who I have worked with for the American people on Immigration Reform in the past!
John McCain…
That ain’t right. Lord, I apologize for that, an’ I’d rather be with the starvin’ pigmies down in New Guinea.
More Cowbell!
Ignore the Cowbell post on the other thread; I was distracted by the beautiful sounds of more cowbells.
Have an Evil day
A tax on all those that Love America of 90% of income. For those that can’t pay, their homes and possessions will be sold at auction by the Federal Government, they will be sent to Federal “Villages” where they will be put to work improving America’s “infrastructure” (picking up garbage along the highway for 5 dollars a day) which will be taxed at 90%. The Federal Government will house these people and feed them two meals of gruel per day. Abortions will be free but Health Care will be rationed by a Federal panel of Uber Liberals…
For Obama to like us we’d have to change. Audaciously, I hope.
I think sending him and his wife back to the land of his forefathers would just about do the trick. After all if they can’t be grateful for things like floors, houses, air conditioning, TV, the internet, clean water, inspected food, appropriate medical care et al. maybe they should do without.
Then “she” can be proud of “her” country and it’s lack of civilization.
More audacity, more hope, and maybe some change. That last one is what the bums in San Francisco ask for, too; maybe it’s not a coincidence.
#16 – Posted by: Jimmy on March 5, 2008 04:42 PM
That’s funny right there, I don’t care who ya are! That’s funny right there!
(picking up garbage along the highway for 5 dollars a day) which will be taxed at 90%.
#18 – Posted by: ussjimmycarter on March 5, 2008 05:31 PM
At least after tax you will be left with change
Now don’t get ussjc started about “change,” echo5a.
You must take the mark on your hand or forehead to know his love.
He is here. The Obamination has come to make all desolate.
Choose.