I give SarahK a 10.
The shark has no frickin’ laser beam. What does it take to get a frickin’ laser beam here, people?
And that doesn’t look anything like the Obamassiah on that surfboard.
I’m beginning to thing that picture is not fully authentic.
Jesus is a surfer dude? He jumps the shark because the shark represents Satan? And he lands on the beach with his sweetie. She’s cheering him on in a hula skirt? OK…
The symbolism here is mystifying.
What’s with all the gear around her waste? She looks like a tourist.
That’s it!! It’s vacation time in Hawaii. Have a good trip.
How do you know that was Jesus? It might be Mohammed. After all, we don’t have any pictures of Mohammed.
For all we know, Mohammed might have looked like that, or even Pee Wee Herman.
Or Michael Moore…
Or Rodney Dangerfield….
How come I can’t give a 0 star score. The lowest it allows is a 0.5!
Now to unload on your sorry blasphemer asses. Just kidding, I’m not from the “religion of peace”.
//The shark has no frickin’ laser beam. What does it take to get a frickin’ laser beam here, people?//
Why is it always lasers with you? A smoke machine now that would be a special effect!
Isn’t that Michaelangelo’s not-so-famous depiction of Duderostomy 4:20?
“…and the Lord spake saying, “Jumpest thou not the shark, for the shark swimmeth in seas of turmoil. If jumpest ye the shark, thou wilst bring about the coming of Ted McGinley, the harbinger of cancellation, yea verily.”
I think Jesus is blessing Flipper. I’m worried about Bud and Sandy though. I think they may be beyond redemption.
By the way, is he going to buy one of the fans from the nice lady on the beach?
Nice Try! I give it a 5.
I give SarahK a 10.
The shark has no frickin’ laser beam. What does it take to get a frickin’ laser beam here, people?
And that doesn’t look anything like the Obamassiah on that surfboard.
I’m beginning to thing that picture is not fully authentic.
I don’t get it. I give it a 2–for the shark. I like sharks.
Hmm… this seems to imply that Christianity has jumped the shark…
Jesus is a surfer dude? He jumps the shark because the shark represents Satan? And he lands on the beach with his sweetie. She’s cheering him on in a hula skirt? OK…
The symbolism here is mystifying.
What’s with all the gear around her waste? She looks like a tourist.
That’s it!! It’s vacation time in Hawaii. Have a good trip.
Jesus Jumpeth the shark?
Ye have insulteth our faith and must pay the price!
SHUN
Now apologize or we whilst shun thee again.
Darn it! I still can’t find Waldo…..
Hey! He’s not on a pogo stick!
Jesus can command that shark to listen to him. The shark poses no threat to him!
Nice try! Five stars!
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It reminds me of the Muslim version of a popular bumper sticker, “Keep blaspheming, I’m still reloading.”
I’m sure Jesus has a sense of humor. Of course dissing His kid may make the Father a little PO’ed.
Just saying…..
I’m thinking that this is faked. I mean, if you had actually READ the Bible, then you’d know that Jesus never needed a surfboard.
How do you know that was Jesus? It might be Mohammed. After all, we don’t have any pictures of Mohammed.
For all we know, Mohammed might have looked like that, or even Pee Wee Herman.
Or Michael Moore…
Or Rodney Dangerfield….
How come I can’t give a 0 star score. The lowest it allows is a 0.5!
Now to unload on your sorry blasphemer asses. Just kidding, I’m not from the “religion of peace”.
//The shark has no frickin’ laser beam. What does it take to get a frickin’ laser beam here, people?//
Why is it always lasers with you? A smoke machine now that would be a special effect!
#14 for the win.
Isn’t that Michaelangelo’s not-so-famous depiction of Duderostomy 4:20?
“…and the Lord spake saying, “Jumpest thou not the shark, for the shark swimmeth in seas of turmoil. If jumpest ye the shark, thou wilst bring about the coming of Ted McGinley, the harbinger of cancellation, yea verily.”
I agree with AlanABQ-
5 out of 5 stars for Zordran.
I think Jesus is blessing Flipper. I’m worried about Bud and Sandy though. I think they may be beyond redemption.
By the way, is he going to buy one of the fans from the nice lady on the beach?
I’m going to have to burn down an embassy now…