I’m starting to get suspicious about how Hillary plans to conduct all her business at 3 A.M. Why is she going to wait until everyone is asleep before she does anything? What is she planning on hiding? What evil machinations will she be up to while our children sleep?
I say we demand our presidents do business at normal business hours. Check and balances and all that.
Really, your really surprised? Isn’t that when most of Satans minions do their best work? The only reason she can come out during the day is she drinks pints of conservative blood at night, hence the blood shortage at the Red Cross all the time.
Not to mention the masks she wears to keep sunlight from hitting her skin. Nobody has that many bizarre faces in real life.
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Well, part of the answer is that Hillary doesn’t sleep. And her sleep deprivation is so severe that she can’t discern reality.
Yesterday, our local fish wrapper on the net had this article (pretty good):
Clintons — a last stand that lacks class
I particularly like his sentence:
“And we’ve witnessed a former front-runner’s ability to step in it — and stay there.”
I’d say not only has she stepped in it, but she’s stepped in it with no clothes on. Horror! Visions of rump roasts! Oh, gawd… No! No! Don’t picture that!! Strike that thought! That’s no way to start a Friday. I apologize…
#3 And so you should, as well as sign your post. We don’t know who to direct our Atta Boys to if’n you don’t.
(numbers are so impersonal and libtardish)
Igor doesn’t open her coffin until after dark, and then it takes a few cups of hot blood and a cigarette for her to wake up, so 3AM is not really too surprising, is it?
Its nothing sinister, the sunlight just burns her.
She’s awake checking where her husband is?
Ummmn, because Hillary’s a big KLF fan?
Funny, I imagined her as more of the Indigo Girls type…
Ken #2
You are mistaken. Hillarity often ensues when all agree.
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#3 was Jimmy. Dang multitasking ultimately leads to forgetfulness!
Hillary starts tracking Bill’s sorry ass down every night around midnight. It takes an hour or two to figure out which Bimbo he’s shacked up with and where. It then takes another hour to retrieve Bill, threaten the Bimbo and extract her tax records for future fun and another hour to hurl ash trays, dishes etc. at the former POTUS. Then Hillary can get down to the business of State. This puts us somewhere around 3:00AM.
I know this couldn’t POSSIBLY be the reason because she’s a Democrat, but maybe she’s trying to save some money by waiting ’till the phone rates go down?
Well, she wants to be able to communicate effectively with Art Bell and the other Coasties. They’re clearly more educated on government issues than those of us daywalkers. I mean, they know all about Area 51…
How well would she protect any of use from a monkey on the loose at 3 AM?
In reading this blog, as I from time to time do, it has become apparent that Mr. FrankJ has a keen interest in politics. Now, some may object to this as a bare statement of opinion, but I will leave it stand as is, for anyone to challenge as they wish.
Not only does Mr. FrankJ have a keen interest in politics, but displays a subtle favoritism toward certain politicians and against others. Here again I state this as an opinion others may challenge.
In his subtle favoritism, Mr. FrankJ often couches his disaffections in humorous or even comedic guise, hoping it seems to unleash the force of his wit on his political adversaries.
Nevertheless, it is in posts like the one to which this comment is submitted in humble reply that Mr. FrankJ secures his place in the pantheon of extraordinary political analysts. It would be a most lifeless and obtuse observer who would suggest he return to bare humor, when his humor disguised as insight disguised as humor serves humankind so well.
Glow in the dark Ouija board- $22.00
5 candles at WalMart- $11.00
Silver chalice- $87.00
Black market blood of virgin – $250.00
Paintbrush for floor pentagram- $3.00
Exchanging her soul for political influence at 3AM- priceless
Or, Socrates, he can allow readers to post, allowing you to serve his task for him.
Why, er, thank you, quiller, for #17. I think.
#15 and #16. Oh, the juxtaposition! The contrast has exceed the capacity of my soon-to-be-attacked conservative mcbrain. Blog on. Blog on!
I always thought midnight was the witching hour.
Every morning at 3 am, she dials the phone to order a pizza. She asks them to send their youngest delivery boy with the order.
Then she waits…
Every morning at 3 am, she dials the phone to order a pizza. She asks them to send their youngest delivery boy with the order.
Then she waits…
Now you see, we just had this discussion: If that isn’t clear justification for pizza delivery people being armed & loaded for bear while working, then I don’t know what is.
Now, if Winchester would just make silver bullets and shotgun shells filled with tiny wooden stakes & holy water, Hillary’s delivery boy might make it out alive…