So, we’ve like totally ruined the climate for a thousand years. I’m not sure if it will be colder or warmer or gravity will stop functioning, but it’s done and there’s nothing we can do so we might as well stop worrying about it. Now, some may say we need to save the world for our kids and our kids’ kids, but kids these days are idiots and you know their kids will be even dumber. Maybe living in a post apocalyptic wasteland will teach them some responsibility. Last thing they need is for them to get spoiled by a functioning society.
Frankly, if the cities on the coasts that voted for Obama, Frank, Pelosi, etc. become flooded – is that REALLY a disaster?
We’ll loose the ports that take in all that crap from China. Um, I’m still waiting for this to be a negative.
We can reclassify Boston and San Fran as “wetland” and give them the same restrictions that other areas face in construction. Have the endangered species act try to keep up with shifting habitats. If your land can’t be built on because it’s the habitat of the West Bostonian Woodpecker, wait a week – it will have moved on. When someone refers to Los Angeles as a “crab habitat”, it won’t be a euphemism for why they shave down there.
It will give Illinois that lush Tennessee climate without me having to move. Tennessee will have a Florida climate. The parts of Florida we seawall in will have a Mexican resort climate.
We can waterproof some of Manhattan and have a real-world play-zone for Bioshock.
‘Scuse me, gonna go idle the car in the driveway for a while and dream big.
Really, if we could get rid of these cities – we could get rid of a far worse threat to our economy than global warming – the global douchebagging of our economy with trillion dollar stimulus packages that benefit only the hard left and only for a few months. By all means, build berms to protect us from being screwed by these cities. Boston has The Big Dig. We can call it The Colossal C–kblock.
When you racist crackers finally accept Me as your Saviour, you will inhale carbon dioxide, exhale Skittles, and fart rainbows – solving global warming and the hunger problem entirely!
Ahhh, the credibility of the la times, squaking like the bug eyed pelousy. baraaack, global warming, baraack. baaraaack, fleece the sheeple, baaarraack.
The shame is they wouldn’t have to be idiots, but thanks anyway teachers unions.
We’re doomed anyway. We pass through the plane of the Galaxy on December 21, 2012. You didn’t know that? Oh, yeah, the Mayans and Nostradoomus and George Noory foretold it!!1! All global warming hell will break loose, as follows:
* The Earth’s axis will shift rapidly screwing up the Coriolis effect and causing millions of accidents.
* The Earth’s magnetic field will cease causing instantly lethal sunburns.
* All polarities will be reversed causing your television to blow up in your face.
* All global ice will disappear making the polar bears cry and die.
* All continents will sink but Atlantis will rise again.
* The Earth will be hit by one whopping gamma ray burst.
* Dogs and cats will momentarily live together.
and,
Al Gore will be crowned King of The Universe before his atoms are splattered into space.
Yay!
And they wonder why their readership continues to decline. true journalism no longer exists in the MSM. They are like the dinosauers, unable to adapt to a rapidly changing environment they flail about in the tar pits they help create continuing to bellow the same nonsense that led them there in the first place. He makes no mention in the entire article of the rapidly growing body of evidence that global warming is bad science at best and at worst, a hoax. I think it is a hoax promulgated by enviro wackos in an attempt to save Mother Gaia. Unfortunately, BHO may well be on the scheme.
The LA Times article is one of many slowly emerging, where the anthropogenic GW crowd is beginning to establish their escape routes from failed cries of ‘wolf!’. They began warning of imminent catastrophes, noticeable within years, but years passed and they were sorely disappointed. They then began extending the time frames to decades or centuries. Now, with this LA Times articles, effects either way are extended for millenia. This is so they can tell their growing number of critics that the onset of AGW effects extend well past any or our lifetimes and the inability of anyone to locate conclusive physical evidence doesn’t mean it ain’t so. Their spiel has found little traction among the people and politicians are abandoning it accordingly. As for me, I’ve traded in my carbon offsets for bullshit offsets, a market with a very good future indeed.
We would not be in this mess if everyone would have bought those Gravity Offsets (TM) from me like I asked them to.
Global Warming??? Bring it on! I imagine a day where my grandchildren will laugh at the ignorance and arrogance of the enviro-nazis. Hopefully I will live long enough to laugh with them, while we ride along in our 12mpg SUV heading to our favorite hunting spot.
Has anyone besides me noticed that journalists are good with words and terrible with ideas?
They bleat bleat bleat about the globe warming. All very effectively parroting each other but think about it…..
The Story of Global Warming By Al Gore ( copyright ) …..the recipe is:
Add one part Chicken Little
Add an equal part of Charlie Brown’s “The Great Pumpkin”
….and what do you get ? A bunch of numbnutts running around warning of an impending disaster that may or may not include pumpkins and never arrives.
I heard on the radio that Algore will be in DC tomorrow to urge congress to act fast to save us from GW by reducing the US to 3rd world status as soon as possible.
I predict that it’ll snow and/or sleet in DC tomorrow.
Algore should spend more time in California.
I hear they have a drought there, they could use some snow.
Jimmy pretty much has this one nailed. And to think I was worried about retirement…
I want to save the world for my children but not my children’s children because I don’t think my children should be having sex.
– Jack Handy
Wow, the ridiculous claims just keep getting bigger and bigger.
I’m so sorry to hear Algore will be speaking in DC. Every time he does a cold front blast through and we have about 3 to 6 inches of snow. Now in most parts of the country that’s not a problem but here in South Central Oz our political leadership does not believe in snow so they don’t prepare for it.
I have lived in my town 18 1/2 years and have seen a snowplow on my street 3 times, not including a freak winter storm 10+ years ago that dumped 11 inches of snow and an inch of ice in 12 hours. School wasn’t called off even though at 7 o’clock AM we had and inch of ice covered with 3 inches of snow and the weather guru’s predicted an inch an hour for the next 8 hours. Babysitting is much more important than safety in our emerald city.
There’s no place like home………seriously.